MSC Magnifica Review: The Little Old Ship That Could! Best Booze Cruise In America! #msccruise #msc

Join Richard For A Full Tour And Review Of The MSC Magnifica, Split Into Two Parts With An Insane Drinking Challenge In The Middle!

Hey there welcome to or welcome back to no pants profits my name is Richard I’m coming today from the MSC magnifica it’s my first time on the MSC magnifica and what’s funny is I am in the port of Nassau and we got all the other ships pulling away Carnival Conquest that was

One of the first ones on this channel Carnival Spirit we did that in last it’s kind of cool I have on the last day of a 4-day booze cruise on the MSC magnifica and I will tell you it is my second European built ship that’s gone to the American

Market what the hell does that mean well it wasn’t built for big Sasquatches like me this is a small ship the elevators are small everything is small and it doesn’t come alive until late at night but the last 4 days it’s been rainy nasty they’re evacuating lifeboats for

Some reason so as these ships pull away let’s go ahead let’s look at the cabin let’s look at the outdoor areas of this ship cuz it’s going to get dark so I want to show you the outdoor areas and then I’m actually going to pause the

Ship tour and you might go why is fat americ going to pause the ship tour well I’m going to pause the ship tour because I got to show you the nightlife on this ship but I don’t want to show you a pool deck in the middle of the dark so we’re

Now jumping into the cabin I am in a standard balcony cabin on the MSC magnifica and we are stopping all the noise right there I don’t think I’ve ever started a uh ship tour From a Balcony before but it just was kind of appropriate with all the ships pulling

Out it’s weird I’ve been on every ship that’s in Nassau today um this is my second back-to-back booze cruise I was on the celebrity Summit and decided to come here why I had Casino offers to blow this is a standard uh balcony cabin on this ship it’s

9058 for some reason who I brought with me as a member of the Illuminati I know no I’m just kidding uh tiny TV right here relatively so uh we’ve got bunch of storage that’s where Scrooge McDuck hides his money we don’t talk about that it’s like Bruno got some hanging

Storage Epstein didn’t kill himself yeah oh we’re going there 2 minutes in and we haven’t even had a drink yet and then we got a bathroom tell you there’s only one negative about this cabin bathroom’s pretty okay size it doesn’t smell like SeaWorld the ship’s about 12 years old

Or so uh but uh the negative is yeah yeah that’s a shower curtain that doesn’t stick to my fat ass when I take a shower but this entire ship was really not designed for an American audience but you know what I truly consider this the little ship

That could so you know what we’re going to do we’re going to go ahead we’re going to go to the outside areas now uh we’re going to have a couple drinks in the outside areas um oh wait hold on let’s I didn’t show you the whole Gavin

Yet you do have that stupid little key thing you got to put in to keep your lights on power on air conditioning on but you know just Ed the one from celebrity a few days ago uh plug Outlets not nearly as many on c as on Celebrity

I really think there’s one American plug outlet here no two two American plug Outlets here and yes I’m a big old fat American so I bring ear plugs from my roommate even though he snores pretty bad too he just doesn’t know it yet um just got one charger there I did request

Ice we got it once but let’s go ahead let’s go to the top decks H it’s actually a pretty day well pretty awful day pretty de for me I I am an indoor cat uh but um it’s an interesting day in Nassau so we are going to go again cabin number here I

Never I never go out of the balcony uh 9058 why there’s nothing really going on around the ship right now what do I mean with that in all honesty I just walked DEA 5 six and seven and it’s a goddamn ghost town uh because all the Europeans take a nap now speaking of

Europeans I say Europeans as a European design ship uh the cruise director on the first night actually gave the breakdown of nationalities you might be wondering ship leaves from Miami one of the nationalities on board top three nationalities 8 there are uh 2,000 no 3,200 people on this ship at full

Capacity they’re saying all cabins are sold out I’m not sure I believe that um there are um top five nationalities here 89 from Argentina 93 from columia sorry my nose just itched when I said that uh 137 from Brazil 179 from Canada and 1,552 Ice loving United States citizens also check the

Fit I’m not usually a check the fit guy but like it’s Sasquatch with USA and beer yeah yeah check the fit that’s that’s a ball or no pants look ah why am I taking the stairs let’s try that again okay so I will tell you so there’s a not

A lot of Italians on this ship but um let’s go ahead and let’s WR it up oh we got the big elevator we got the one elevator that’s not the tiniest thing in the world all right let’s go all the way to the top

15 we’re going to go from the top down I think we’re forward somewhere yeah there’s in each Bank of elevators there’s one large elevator each and every single Bank of elevator have a good one ladies so this is the uh the big elevator it fits a whole 23 persons or a whole seven

Richards I’ve not been in this elevator with a comfortable number of guest okay H H there’s this area that says top 16 that’s for a rur only now I came on here as a casino guest I was supposed to be in an inside cabin and as you saw in the

Beginning of this Cruise they upgraded me to a balcony I ain’t angry why would I be angry so we up as high as a normal person can get in general population of the ship and TimeWise hey look wait are we moving it’s no Conquest is moving there’s there’s the conquest out there

That was moving and see we got the top 16 exclusive salarium for the uh the highest thing they have is Aurora on this ship um I generally like to sell yach Club they didn’t have Yacht Club not worth the upgrade but uh wow there’s a lot of ships here there’s the

Liberty again we got the spirit we got the conquest turning around and this is the pool deck not going to lie the pool deck is where the ship shows its age ridiculously all right this thing looks pretty old pretty dated on the pool deck

There are no if you are a kid lover a kid lover don’t be a kid lover the North American manboy love Association is not a good Association Namba it’s a real thing North americ don’t look it up no no you you want the feds going after you look up nbla don’t look up

Nbla you see those fun water slides and stuff those ain’t on this ship this ship reminds me very much of the carnival luminosa that was once the Casta luminosa which Casta is an Italian company this really really really cries out and says I’m a sister of the Costa

Luminosa Carnival luminosa uh which came over to Carnival’s brand uh last year oh God is that smoke hold on are we about to catch another Carnival Smoke Stack on fire I mean I I I I don’t know that doesn’t look good Carnival that’s not a good look

H my next ship after this uh Cruise tour is actually Jubilee maybe by the time you see this I’ll already be headed to the Jubilee we’re going down from deck uh 14 or 15 the deck 13 yeah wait little 15 14 13 yeah we’re on Deck 13 now now

Here’s what’s funny oh look I was in a reserved only for a rotor guest thing they they had to like reverse engineer this uh this ship to add a higher class Fleet it was not originally on this ship this ship does not have a Yacht Club Aurora is the top experience

That they have on board um but what were we talking about oh we’re on Deck 13 now for Italians you can have a deck 13 but for Italians you can’t have a deck 17 cuz deck 17 is deck 13 in bad uh in bad italian numbers 17 is 13 it is a rainy

Dreary nasty day here um that’s just kind of sort of what it is let’s go ahead and let’s uh let’s MO move on to see the pool bar this is one of the few bars that’s actually open right now and on a port day that is to be expected

This was a 100% Port day cruise we left Miami we’re supposed to go to Ocean K and stay overnight in Ocean k then come to NASA we did miss our first ocean K day and our second ocean K Day you know it was me it was I mean I don’t like sun so it was good for me this is the pool bar the one and only pool bar bar they got and they have uh three different if you do get the drink package on board MSC they got three

Different drink packages they’ve got the easy package and the easy plus package and the everything package um I am a casino guest I drank free in the casino if they had yach club which they don’t but uh if they had Yacht Club I would uh have drinks all

Over and everything like that at the the top package so yeah but uh this is the pool area little bit dated they do also have an inside pool this is the outdoor pool I think there’s a test we need to do I I don’t see a hot tub capable of doing and

They do have lifeguards uh I I have not been in the hot tub on this ship yet on Celebrity the hot tub was the right temperature right around 100° also you’re on an Italian ship and being on an Italian ship that means the man they’re going to wear very very very

Very very little pieces of clothing to hide their peeee uh let’s just see if it’s actually warm camera’s on me I just want to see if it’s actually warm is it actually warm it’s very warm I have a I have a thermometer on my watch on my watch so I

Want to see okay maybe record depth let’s see it’s like no okay 95 it’s 95 should be about 98 but uh one of the great features of the Apple watch Ultra I don’t like to be able to think taking pictures of them cuz I’m not uh 95 degrees there pretty much every event

They’ve wanted to do out outside has gotten rained out this Cruise there’s a very very nasty storm system over Florida it’s uh 420 in the afternoon know what that means it’s time for a smoke no it’s 4:20 in the afternoon uh the only other place we’re going to

Go in this tour before we call it for a bit is to the casino cuz I can’t show you the casino when it’s open but um see where we’re at right now H we’re on Deck uh 12 I think we should be able to go inside here and this is actually the

Buffet now Buffet has some weird theming on this ship that’s how you MSC has some pretty good food if you like Italian food if you venture from Italian it all kind of tastes the same but hold on we got another pool bar I thought we were at the food we’re not

There yet we got another pool bar right here hey and then they’ve got uh sometimes they have gelato out here does not look like today is that day it looks like the freezer is not working and that’s why they don’t have the gelato out here but you got an inside salarium

Unfortunately they do let the tank tiny goblins in here by tiny goblins I mean children don’t like children sorry just not a thing um but let’s see see if we can go back to the bouet I think it’s on this floor um I’ve been having most of my calories in liquid this

Cruise yeah um I’ve been having a lot of food from Long Island lot of food from Long Island in the casino well let’s go ahead let’s take a tour of the buffet and this is a classical Buffet as I was saying if you stick to the Italian food

Here it’s pretty H this is the buffet that’s the M Ponzi scheme here we go and to get my hands Oriental Festival we’ll talk about later we did go there for lunch today I actually thought I actually thought Oriental Festival was great um but stick to the Italian food

Let us Translate that to you stika to I know every time I have to do the bad Italian accent I use my hands stika to the pizza the pizz pretty damn good um I think Carnival celebration has them on some of the pizzas just by the slightest

Amount ever um but you’ll see we got the chees of pizza pepperoni pizza it’s olives and mozzarella ooh ooh hold up I think I’m about to become um Dave poroy you might say what do I mean I’m about to become Dave poroi there’s a type of pizza I haven’t tried yet we’re

Going to see how the Flop is and everything okay this is a pizza with sausage and sliced tomatoes oh there we go he knows the piece I wanted that’s the piece thank you thank you very much sir pizza with sausage and sliced tomato now the crew on this ship have been

Fantastic I’m going to be honest with you though a lot of them English ain’t great now I say that because like I’ll tell you inside baseball while I while I think about eating my Pizza no one bite everyone knows the rules I’ll probably finish it um when I worked on

Ships they got employees that didn’t speak any English because no one actually meets the employee until they’re hired and on board and everything like that um so they got employ oh wow okay hold up let me show you this show you that slice that actually looks like a nice Italian slice

I I wish I could send you smells through the TV they got inlo it didn’t speak English you know they’d have to send a lot of home here our dining room waiter honestly in the dining room it’s rough sorry no that’s the best grp ship Pizza you know that you hold

This they should call this ship the Ninja Ninja Turtle Cruise Line because the Ninja Turtles would love it there’s so much Pizza it’s good sauce it’s great sausage that that is some high quality Pizza you you just watch the fat guy eat pizza pizza in like 45 seconds with some uh added uh ASMR I promise you the second and a half of this video we will be doing some

Drinking I have a special challenge to open up the second half of this video that you know pancers got a [ __ ] love I I can’t spoil it I’m just waiting in line to fill out my urine specimen cup hold on that’s a tiny little cup but here’s the thing that all Italian gips

Lack and again this is not a problem them on the seaside Seashore Seascape or Sea View cuz those were built for American audiences but um ice ice is a hard thing to find on Italian ships because Europeans don’t use ice for some reason you’ll see that this uh this ship is very much

Uh Egyptian themed I guess I would say I don’t usually take you to a fitness center on my tour but I think we’re going to go to the fitness center see look they got like that’s that’s Joe camel’s brother that’s Mo camel and she’s lighter that’s Sally camel oh

Crap I thought I thought that was a dead camel I don’t think it’s a dead camel I think it’s a dead giraffe does do any of you know the sound of a Dying giraffe oh Nei all right well let’s see how much more we can get

To here let’s see how much more we can get to oh all right there’s more but wait there’s more I feel like Billy May so uh we got hot dogs hamburgers other stuff like that I will tell you these hamburgers are the worst hamburgers I’ve ever had on any cruise

Ship yes the best pizza over there the worst hamburgers I’ve ever had on the cruise ship now they have a one Saving Grace they do have a nice little selection of s here it seems to change out I had some really really nice barbecue sauce the other day uh that actually made the

Burgers slightly more edible just I mean like that much more edible they weren’t good uh Guys burgers are the best in the cruising industry gu F’s Burgers on Carnival second best of celebrity then there’s everything else and then there’s msc’s dog food Burgers they’re awful um not just bad but awful um we

Got cold cuts some cheeses and like everything is themed like the desert it’s kind of weird cuz MC’s other ships are very much America themed the the ones built for an American audience um there’s one there’s one area that I really question uh how they clean every

Day um see there’s this uh they’re very good we’re going to Miami tomorrow and they have to do a deep cleaning of this station specific specifically um I believe that would be called an ethnic cleansing I’m not familiar with what that means but uh have to do some of

That I’m not saying it again but you do have unlike Carnival where you can get your own ice cream cone you got to wait in line oh my God an ice cream closes in 2 minutes oh no it goes a little later today this this Forte ice cream closes

There’s a long line for ice cream there’s only one ice cream uh lady man man they’re all men and they’re pouring in bags into the ice cream machine and then hopefully it makes ice cream a lot of this Buffet is not used on pork days this whole layout of the buffet the only

Time I saw the Buffet open fully was on a um C day as as well as on embarcation day I will say this Buffet is gigantic and a side effect is on embarcation day I was actually able to get a um able to get a a table on embarcation day in the buffet

Which is like impossible on any other ship so yeah I want to talk about the strangest Jos of stuff I’ve ever seen on a e cruise ship though here in the magnifica I don’t know who thought this was a good idea who thought it was a good idea to

Put the kids club right by the Disco they put all the kids stuff right by the nightclub Whoever thought that was a good idea good God now let’s be we’re going talk a little off record right now unlike any other Cruise Line MSC does not restrict their nightclub there

Are kids in the nightclub there are underage people in the nightclub there are people drinking of all ways and ages MC puts up these little signs as a haha ho ho he he you got to be 21 to drink [ __ ] no you don’t I’ve seen 15year olds

14 year- olds 13y olds I seen 12-year-olds dressed like they um shouldn’t be dressed and drinking every night in this nightclub but that’s what happens when literally it’s not a joke this is the kids program oh this is the teen club 15 to 17 year olds do you want

To see what the Disco is in relation to the teen program I haven’t stopped this video so far teen program I won’t show me te Club 15 to 17 young Club 12 to 14 you know what’s after the teen club and then young club and the junior Club the

Nightclub who the [ __ ] thought this through or didn’t think this through there’s kids in the nightclub every night bumping and grinding I’m going to be honest with you MSC don’t go after me for this last night was white night there was every MSC officer up here at the nightclub trying to pick up

Passengers yeah no no no dead serious they were trying to pick up passengers I will tell you compared to the celebrity booze cruise on the celebrity Summit Sumit whatever you want to call it those up before yeah it’s rough now I’ll tell you there’s like no bars open right now cuz

It’s it’s 4:30 in the afternoon we didn’t have a c day on this cruise for me to take you on here I only had fores so we’re going to substitute that with kind of a late night stroll and a little surprise but I want to show you uh one

Or two more places here we’re going to go to the gym and then we’re going to go to the casino um but first I must take you like I said it’s kind of creepy all these officers were there last night looking at all the women dressed in white maybe it’s an

Wait got talk my ass maybe it’s an Italian thing all right next up though something I was like how the hell do you put this on a cruise ship bowling now how do you put bowling on a cruise ship well [ __ ] I don’t know but I did

Play bowling against the person I’m here with I’m not going to spoiler War oh my God no uh oh I think you know how I did here they have bumper guards here that could have gone up it might have been a setting that that would have helped both

Of us a little bit but no spoiler alerts link will be in the corner so they got bowling $6 per person per game and it’s not really a game it’s five frames all right so another thing I want to show you that’s just massive on this ship gigantic as Donald Trump would say

It’s huge on this ship is the arcade let’s take a look at the arcade the arcade has very specific opening hours oh it’s open from 3:00 to 8 today and that’s all this is the arcade and 4D Cinema there’s my 4D Cinema my friend there she goes and this

Is the Windows 95 simulator helps you simulate Windows 95 it’s a TR Tech motion based they have about nine different rides you can ride and on all the ships they do like if you buy bowling one day you get the simulator so it’s like a promotion that they do or sometimes

Or no I know but I’m saying but I’m saying all the ships do it sometimes the different msse ships I guess okay so they had a promotion yesterday watch your daily program that like if you did a round of bowling and you got a free simulator ride which is funny because

The simulator costs more than the bowling but uh giant arcade we got air cocky two motorcycle things and two video games that’s a joke compared to the carnival arcade which is really just a training wheels for the carnival Casino I’m going to show you two more places

Well two more locations maybe three or four more places uh but two more locations and then we’re going to cut the video which I never do here and um the reason I’m going to cut the video is cuz I want to show you the night life

And we’re on an Italian ship and there’s no nightl for right now uh so I want to show you the gym and I’m going to circle back around and show you the see oh my God look at this our ship our ship nice and clean what I mean look we’re not uh

We have not decided that there’s not a new pope look over to the carnival spirit there’s a new pope or maybe there’s not a new pope I don’t know I’m not that I know they burned the red smoke or the black smoke depending on the pope so I

Mean the Carnival ship is saying something about the pope and wait is the Pope in Italy no Rome Vatican Vatican City is technically in oh my God look at that Royal ship look I’m getting mixed signals one says there’s not a new p and one says there is a new p and our

Italian ship says [ __ ] the pope okay and some ships leaving but uh yeah black smoke from the Carnival ship white smoke from the Royal ship and the Italian ship says uh oh without without the need of the Pope uh might be because we’re not planning to move for another

Hour but also I like Pope jokes um there’s a second floor to the indoor pool which has like table tennis and stuff this is actually a pretty St standard thing on MSC the second floor there’s usually this is where like the kids program is is up here on the second

Floor yeah we got the second floor oh it tells you this the jacuzzi temperature is uh 98.6 no it’s not 95 just telling you um you got Foos ball tables you’ve got table tennis tables you got all that let’s go it’s so awkward I have to show it to you well

What is so awkward that I have to show it to you I must must must must must show you the gym remember we getting why must I show you the gym I must show you the gym because it’s got the Kamasutra written all over the wall y’all think I’m insane I mean y’all

Watch this channel cuz you know no pants is insane um but uh it’s got the Kamasutra R all over the wall and yeah like I said there’s I think that means we have a new popee I really do think that means we have a new pope but let’s go down and let’s check

Out the Aurora Spa now this is the first of the areas that we’re checking out that on other cruise ships they don’t operate these areas themselves we’re going to talk about internet we’re going to talk about photo we’re going to talk about shops Casino we’re going to talk

About all of that when we go through them later what I find is interesting is that MSC actually operates everything on board themselves me and MSC agree in one thing more than anything else Park West can go [ __ ] themselves yeah let’s did I say that again they’re

On every Cruise Line except MSC Park West can go [ __ ] themelves [ __ ] yourself Park West okay continue I took my buddy who’s never been to a Christian before to an art auction he oh my God this is so scummy another thing MC is considered sorry a lower end cruise line

For entry level so you do have to much like Carnival check out towels so we check out towels in the Aurora level uh and the yach club level the towels are just there but you know for the lower people and if you take your towels home you will be conveniently charged for

Your towels here’s the pool bar we already passed by earlier but we are going to go check out lespa the Aurora spa and fitness center I know you’re all going to go in the comments that’s BL where she never goes to he never goes to the fitness center I want

To show you the art on the wall and the spa the art on the wall and the spa it’s ridiculous somehow someone put the Kamasutra on the walls of the SP let’s continue look at this I swear I wasn’t making this up there’s some paintings here that make you Go this guy’s my favorite I really don’t know why he’s wearing that loin cloth you know what he really wants to do come on you can see it in his eyes you can literally see it in his eyes he’s blowing on that horn why has his horn packed

Away strangest layout I’ve ever seen for a spa really really really strange let’s take a look also very interestingly they do have a healthy bar I I I know I I just said it myself and I’m confused um we have a healthy bar which is the only

Place you can get like Gatorade and smoothies and stuff like that we’re going to stop for a drink I know you guys are watching and you’re going 30 minutes in and no pants hasn’t had to drink yet there’s a reason there’s a reason I promise you in the next uh hour

Of this video or so we’re going to have oh the lemon is blocking the water dispenser that means we’re getting extra flavored lemon water um but uh I promise you I promise you we will have thank you more than enough drinks in the second part of this video

Downstairs it’s just not worth drinking now cuz it’s no fun I want to show you the gym real quick because the Gym’s an important thing let’s show you the gym here’s the gym right here it’s big it’s okay it’s a techno gym stuff about 5 to seven year old

Techno gym stuff nothing crazy treadmill stuff like that I know I know no pants is fat no pants is a big gorilla no pants needs to go in the treadmill look I’ll say your nasty comments before you say your nasty comments because then you don’t feel as good saying them um but uh

They also have a relaxation area over there which is being used right now so I’m obviously not going to show in I will tell you the sad thing is MC magnifica doesn’t have a snow room I’m I’m missing my snow room I even have a free pass to go in as a whatever

The gold member I am I have a hour pass and it’s very sad it’s very very sad I’m very sad there’s no snow room that’s all I’m saying yes my H we’re going to go ahead and we’re going to go one more place before we

Finish this cuz I want to show you the last I’ve shown you stuff upstairs uh basically the way ships are laid out is they’re laid out kind of weird if you know how ships are built we saw all the stuff up here but we have all the stuff

Down here to see the thing is right now whether we’re we’re on an Italian ship they’re in America but they’re still pretending they’re Italian ship it’s nap time right now and with it being nap time um there’s nothing really going on till dinner and we got early seating

Dinner because uh you got to fight for 8:30 dinner here you I mean you literally have to scrap for 8:30 that’s why I like that’s why I like to be in Yacht Club generally because you can just come to dinner whenever you want but uh that’s an up elevator uh you got

To scrap for dinner weirdly they made some pretty interesting stuff for dinner first day they had um uh Texas style pulled pork mac and cheese was actually really good last night I had chicken and waffles uh you know Donkey from Shrek and Donkey you know donkey oh we got the big elevator

Again how’d that happen you know Donkey from Shrek and Donkey you know what donkey goes he goes I want some waffles donkey would have been pissed at these waffles these waffles were terrible the Fried Chicken on the other hand was fantastic and this is for Bill I didn’t even mind that the Fried

Chicken had a bone I really didn’t mind oh Fried Chicken had a bone in it what do you do on board good sir how are you what do you do on board well I’m bell boy you’re Bellboy yes so you do room service no no U guest service guest Ser oh okay yeah

So he does Guest Services all right I’m getting out the Caso all right so I’m going to show you sorry I got I got off my train of oh yeah yeah so the Fried Chicken was good those are the two memorable main courses I had in the dining room oh I had

Carneada that was pretty good now unfortunately if you want more than one main course and you’re just staying in the normal dining room you have to pay um pay $5 a dish they’re trying to cut down on waist and stuff like that but you get I just order all the appetizers

One entree like two or three of the desserts this is the main theater I think we’ll pop out here later they’re rehearsing right now I think they’re trying to make it more of an American ship but I want to take you to one more place where I can’t

Take you later where I have to avoid or I have to walk through really quickly I’ve made an entire other video about this but I’ll show to you now we’ll just walk through it it’s Clos I know it’s closed I can only take video when it’s

Closed that’s what I told people no I said I can’t show you later cuz I’m going to be making money there and my degenerate friends said it’s degenerate is a term of love you know we’re all degenerates believe I I tell people that I’m like I I call you a degenerate for

Love all you guys I hope you are [ __ ] degenerates I’m talking to I love degenerates um so sometimes people think it’s I’m putting them down I consider myself a degenerate but uh take a quick spin of the casino it’s not a huge Casino not a huge casino at all you got

The Egypt theme you got the huff and puff buffalo buffalo you do have video poker that’s important dancing drums hey that’s one really good to me night one how good Grand you know the great thing is it’s disabled right now so you don’t know how much that

Was also they have a stripper pole in the casino yeah I think that’s for all the kids from the kids program when they make it to the nightclub I don’t a drink yet um if you are uh playing in the casino a bit then you get free drinks in

The casino I’ll tell you due to the way I booked this offer I don’t have free drinks all over the ship I only have free drinks in the casino and unfortunately casino is closed right now the casino is pretty damn tiny there’s like six or seven tables but it has my

Favorite game and uh I very much think that this is where’re I made a whole Casino video check out the whole Casino video link above but we are going to start our tour later tonight exactly back here where I am Furniture digital roulette she’s going to she’s going to

Call me over she’s going to say hey I haven’t seen she she’s going to use her flirty eyes here we go yes it’s a video recording I know look she’s like she’s like okay I’m going to rub the wheel like I rub my man and she’s going oh

Yeah you hey you come on oh no you you you you you come over come on come on baby oh yeah yeah me me come come yeah me me yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I swear this machine I Am Furniture here you can’t beat roulette I’m telling

You you the internet you can’t beat roulette I can I out loud [ __ ] well I mean I’ve never lost at a dig digital roulette table you can’t beat roulette but I can if you do see me on a cruise ship and they have a digital roulette wheel and you like some gaming lessons

On roulette definitely uh give them to for free I don’t care I’ve taught a lot of young people a lot of 20-year-olds a lot of people probably in the kids program that shouldn’t be in the damn c MC doesn’t care I’ll be honest with you and this is you work in the Oriental

Place right very good lunch I’m going to talk about it later on my video yes thank you the Oriental Oriental Festival Oriental cele I’m just going to call it whatever the hell I want I guess Oriental Festival Oriental celebration very good but here’s what we’re going to do we’re going to play fun

Flashback and we’re going to start again in a couple hours at the dumbest machine on the ship this is the qu machine you see these rolls on the side you see right there I showed this in my Casino video all the coins fall in there they

Don’t fall forward you get no points no Casino points for this don’t play the damn coin pusher the coin pusher is a scam but let’s move on uh we casino’s closed now I’m going to flash back to the coin pusher in a little bit well I might have

A little drinking challenge first so I will see you after dinner it’s 4:47 right now I’ll see see about 7:00 tonight and we’re going to switch gears and we’re going to go hard and I’m going to show you what this big old Sasquatch does on this tiny ass

Italian oh look we got tiny elevator for once look how tiny the elevator is it’s so tiny look we’re going up toight I can’t even do a split in this elevator if I wanted to ISA tiny but we’re going full circle I don’t know if we’re going to start the the coin

Pusher or the cabin I think we’ll probably start the cabin because I got a drinking challenge for myself after dinner and I’m taking you along with it I’m going to do that drinking challenge hopefully hopefully myself if I can’t I can definitely give some of the beers

Away but they have a drinking challenge that looks just far too good good to do on this ship so we’re going to do it in the middle of a ship tour so I want you to join me I’m back in my cabin now 9058

I want you to join me in about 4 hours time for the continuation of this because it’s 5 o’ in the afternoon everybody’s on Italian siesta right now and if I show you the rest of the ship you’re just going to see empty [ __ ] but if I go outside later you’re going to

See nothing so I wanted to show you the new pope the old Pope the ships and everything like that this is it for part one going back to the room I think I’m gonna take a nap myself maybe maybe taking that myself and we’ll continue this tour in just a little bit

See you back in four hours all right so like I said we’re back uh dinner is over I did the tour outside now we’re going to do a tour inside but um we’ve got to have 10 beers to start it off yes I said

10 beers to start it off uh I’ve got my breathalizer I’ve not I don’t think I’ve had a single alcoholic drink today four three two one all right this should be 0.0000 let’s see I now have a peanut gallery that’s watching should I go from dark to light or light to dark you’ll

See come on calculating calculating should say zero not error there we go 0.00 and now the challenge one two three four five six seven eight I I mean I need like a wide angle lens okay what do you got audience should I start light or dark dark’s probably better no light

Light so we’ve got lagunas hinin and Newcastle Brown Ale all right you said start light okay so this is Lonas I think these are like tiny little shot glasses maybe um oh yeah oh my God holy [ __ ] easy that’s life easy easy work easy work easy work yes sir we’re going to

Continue the ship tour after this is a bad idea that’s a really bad idea too that’s a great idea I mean it’s a great are you guys from Germany where are you from French Canadian wait where how how de okay I got to I got to wait I got to wait like

30 more seconds before I shout what I want to shout um I know how many kids how many kids are around here oh come on no there’s one over there but they’re old enough I talked to them already I told them a dirty YouTuber I have eight

Seconds before I can say the next thing I want to say YouTube works this way I think you’re going to agree four two one [ __ ] [Applause] Trudeau yes and when I said [ __ ] your door I took down half of your I love you YouTube doesn’t like you cursing in the first two minutes of a video so so that’s why that’s I had to wait till two minutes my favorite so you

Something like no no no I love when I go when I go to uh Victoria I go to Victoria every year when I go to Canada on the cruise and I always tell the immigration people as I’m coming back on the ship I go [ __ ] trudo and they go [ __ ]

Trudo nobody really likes nobody really likes I’ve never I’ve never met anybody that likes Trudeau me to me nether also uh we’re two beers down be number Three hold on Gas it’s a bad idea about it’s a great idea it’s a great idea I mean middle school math says I’m the third of the way done but High School MTH says it’s slightly less you guys should come back later I’ll see you around I look at make sure

Have you ever seen 10:30 there’s a show called The Quest you should go see that it’s in the tiger bar it gets a little crazy it gets a little crazy all right so right now oh God Ah that’s the lighter beer I did the uh so we got we got we

Got three down we got seven to go is this a smart idea probably not all right let’s talk a little bit more about the ship um sorry I just finished a talion night in the dining room right now I am in the sports bar which has a

Giant beating battle which has 10 beers on it and they do give us uh some chips and some nuts because I guess you’d have to be nuts nuts to do this challenge that’s going to help the breath F but this is an interesting sh um I really came

Alive I walked through the smarts bar at 5:00 when I showed you the outside earlier not a soul in here it’s now 8:33 now I’m not going to lie the happenings haven’t even started here yet yes I’m stalling for the next beer to let some gas out the happenings

Really haven’t even started here on this ship yet um it really gets going about 10 11:00 and it goes till 3 4 5 in the morning this is the sports bar which is actually sponsored no joke by the Italian Bo bobsled team we’ll see the Italian Bob sub team in a minute I’m

Probably going to have to stop this video at some point to pee cuz if I’m having uh this many beers I’m probably going to have to be there is a lot of gas and these beers all right be number four we’re nearly nearly halfway done those were uh lagunas I believe the

Next three pretty simple hinin I’m not sure how many ounces of beer this is I’m going to let this uh adjust for a little I’d like something other than beer to wash it down but no I mean if I have to have a beer that’s pretty close to water it’s

Hinin I let tell people what’s the U I don’t have Bud Light cuz I’m not drinking Bud Light but um what’s simar between having sex on your balcony of a cruise ship and drinking a Bud Light what’s the same between them they’re both [ __ ] close to water that many beer so

Fast not a good idea makes for good TV but nothing else um yeah I think I might have hit a wall there I’m going to need to give it a minute and there’s country music playing in the Italian Bob team bar right now so this was my little surprise here I continue this

Tour but uh I’m going to finish him may just take me a little longer than it should um it is 8 36 p.m. I’m four beers down and I’m not going to lie I’m going to need a minute it’s a bad idea let me it’s too much gas all at

Once um four giant beards in the scheme of like less than 4 minutes I’m sweating like a I’m sweating like someone on Jeffrey listo let me cool down a minute not going to drink anymore without you and I have some chips let things settle and I’ll be right back with

You all right so I took like 4 minutes had some chips I’m ready to go back at it again I’m trying to prove that the time has not changed that much uh just there there’s some chips and stuff on the table um I need some water fortunately uh I got

Heineken I I think I told you the punchline before what’s the same between Bud Light and having sex on your cruise ship balcony they’re both [ __ ] close to water all right so we got this guy right Here I got an idea see I want to thank my buddy bill zetti for teing us I’m going to once I get one Empty Glass of hinin I’m going to move the hinin between the glasses um maybe remove some of the carbonation put that carbonation out into the air

Um again happy to show you the time 8:30 9 p.m. when we finish this we’re going to be halfway done with this I don’t wonder where the next wall is going to come so this is my fourth or fifth MSC ship I am already MSC what’s the color where’d it go oh

Yeah I’m already MSC voyagers Club gold cuz I did have them match my Carnival status that’s a great thing if you have status with Carnival worldy Caribbean area like that MC is a really really new entrance into the oh God I Didn’t Mean To Burp into you but ASMR now

All right oh that helped oh I just cleared up so much room msc’s a new entrance into the American Market um and this this ship the deina which is actually the next MSE ship I’m on is actually the deina and I’m back in yach club uh ched pop is hard that club is

Like solary confinement you know or like Club Fed you go to federal prison you get to go to Club Fed I have some chips that’s clearing it out the weird thing is let’s talk about something weird see every time I’ve gone to a bar and they asked for like a glass

Of ice water they want to sell me some water I’m not in Yacht Club I don’t have a drink package I have the casino drink package this entire board right here is 35 bucks for 10 beers you’re not going to beat that um they’re not giant sized beers

But they work so this what we’re going to try try a little titration here what am I doing here well I am removing I’m removing all the bubbles on the beer turning them into bubbles uh so they can fit in my stomach better but um

So like I said um I don’t know if i’ said in this video I don’t know I’m on as a guest of the casino not as a guest of their Mar department or anything the marketing department probably wouldn’t want me calling it the MC Ponzi schem everybody calls it the mafia shipping

Company but I think they’re wrong I think the island is what they’re missing and why do I call the MC Pony scheme cuz those who get in early benefit the most I mean I’m already gold I’ve been on three cruises with them they’ve done very very very good at keeping me

Happy I’m not going to spoil the ranking I’m not going to give you ship rank Carnival is still my favorite Cruise Line I know oh there we go why cuz they try they really do try I want fan of Carnival I love Carnival I think the effort that Carnival puts in is really

Really good um but uh o o okay so I made a lot of bubbles in this next beer let me show you where we’re at I only stopped once stopped once for a few minutes cuz honestly that was too many beers all at once but I had

A big audience uh we’re five down we got we’re over half over half’s gone and look nothing spilled on the table or anything like that what I’ve decided to do is like I do the I do the mix between glasses to get the bubbles out in beer

The magic is Bubbles since we’re halfway gone halfway done God we’re a couple minutes in this video I told you I had a surprise earlier you were like what no P going to surprise nobody expected 10 beers in a row did they well no you didn’t nobody

Did I don’t know how much I trust this this is going to say some huge number that I’m pretty much a 0.12 that’s that seems about right honestly 0.12 seems about right for right now liquor and beer are very different there 8 hours and 19 minutes till sober liquor

Will stay in your mouth a lot longer especially when I’m eating chips like I said the flavors here are great I got chips and I got nuts and I got my buddy’s chips and nuts for some reason his Coke bottle um and I am uh I am literally more than halfway through

Yes I know some of you were like12 for a big guy that’s a lot and I said let’s go higher now again what we’re going to do like the beer it’s like a chemical titration what are we doing we’re not cheating we’re not losing beer what we’re doing you see this head

That is all the gas in the beer I’m going to drink these beers but I’m removing the gas from the beer let the gas go out into the atmosphere and you know it’s weird and I’m going to take you on a tour with the rest of the ship I do love

MSC I don’t think it’s a spoiler to say this right Now MSC is my favorite MSC is my favorite casino with C that’s specifically I’m sorry this is not cuz I hate you or I hate this ship cuz like I can remember the word Seascape but magnifica MSC magnifica oh God has on board the best casino I’ve

Ever been to in my life and my I’m doing this for you for you internet people and I’m going back to the casino why cuz I got to get a free Cruise my mom used to say I’m going to work for cruise ships I work for celebrity for 7 years she goes where’s

My free Cruise where’s and I fin take Free Cruise she goes and you snore too much [ __ ] hell drink more I got a free cruise I got a limited drink package for me and my passenger that’s with me drink no one look I’m not a porno I I don’t do the

Porno you know I’m [ __ ] a fan you know I can get on any cruise line for free my thing um you know like uh hold on I only have three left after this holy [ __ ] and look what am I doing I’m just getting rid of the

Bubbles it’s like a [ __ ] a fan moment um I don’t know where I was going with this it’s what happens when you drink um this might be more popular than my Carnival celebration video because I didn’t plan to drink this much um we got three dark beers left god damn hold on

Like hold on we need to make this machine there’s nobody here with me there are three beer wait three beers left one two three four five 6 7even those dark beers though that’s Newcastle Brown the check time I’m going to give you the time of the check

8:07 I didn’t get that home much late later but it’s 8:48 right now it’s like 40 minutes it’s not really 40 minutes I’ve shown you the time but when I got delivered he he rang it much sooner he’s like oh we don’t have any of this beer and that beer and like

Lagunas and that beer and that beer okay this is what I don’t know what I’m talking about there’s a guy singing country music and the Italian bob sled team hold on hold on I’m can I take you somewhere real quick y’all think I’m Kenny this is the guy oh look this is

Like Italian rowing team right here nobody’s here right now cuz everyone’s at dinner everyone eats late dinner this thing right here this that’s the country singer Elvis That’s Elvis That’s Elvis why is Elvis here who told Elvis to come to the ship is that Elvis I I thought he died on the ship

But he moved to Italy all of us moved to Italy this is the you thought I was making this up I know you thought I was making this up this is the Italian bob sled team I swear to you I’m not lying look this is the Italian of sled team

You thought no this guy’s making it up where are you from Philadelphia can you pretend from Jamaica real quick just okay you know the Jamaican Bob team you know Cool Runnings right yeah is that the Italian Bob team right there you know it’s like they they competed against the Jamaicans in the Olympics

He’s that’s the Italian B team and that’s Italian Elvis okay there we go does he not look like Italian Elvis I think it’s Canadian Elvis he’s from Canadia he’s from Canada I don’t know i j i will when you not see wow that was a fun Excursion yall thought I was making up

The Italian B sled to you didn’t you you’re like this drunk guys just making up the fact that there’s an Italian no no no I’m not no there’s actually an Italian Boba team and I have actually drank there are three beers left look at That oh people coming around oh how many people would need you to split this package with the answer is one split it with me I got your package all right so F some Lagunitas hinin I’m not going to lie the hinin was the easiest part I I I

I put the hin in the middle cuz I knew it was easy uh this is Newcastle Brown okay hey Siri how much ABV is in Newcastle Brown Ale oh 6.25 that’s nothing holy [ __ ] guys you realize what just happened here right Siri was useful and answered a question [ __ ] that’s a

Miracle [ __ ] trudo um Siri answered a question there was an Italian guy that looked like Elvis there was a bob sled tee like I couldn’t make this [ __ ] up if I wanted to this ship is basically a meme all right I love memes so much this ship is a living breathing actual

Meme I’m not may like you I guarantee you minutes ago you like this guy’s making it up there’s there’s not an Italian Bob team and then I say there’s Italian Elvis you’re like no this guy’s wrong and look you’re like this guy’s going to drink all these beers oh look we only

Have three beers left I’m going to do it and then you know what I’m going to do after I drink these beers I’m going to give you a tour of the rest of this [ __ ] ship that’s a good be be that’s a good beer I never dance what the [ __ ]

I don’t know why I dance like this um but that’s beer number nine the POR of beer number eight eight nine 8 n 8 n 89 89 look we’re getting this head oh God you know what that head is that’s the gas I didn’t pee yet I’ve just been

Sitting here the whole time I the when I showed you the making boob me I didn’t pee yet it’s 8:53 I’m talking to y’all love Y’all oh so salty so salty all right hold on all right what’s our goal oh look I I did not get it when this was rang what’s our goal our goal is 907 all right so I have to finish this before 907 I’m making that up because

I’ll be one of the only fools that’s done this on their own in 100 Hours that’s gone all right I mean I I’ll have plenty of time I’m going to ask the guys at the bar has anybody ever done this on their own before CU guess what we got left we have like one and a half beers left we had a full oh I’ve done it all

Myself it’s terrible my liver hates me all right okay so we have these two beers left take a little bit little bit I’m not trying to spill it out what I’m trying to do is I’m trying to get rid of the carbonation carbonation is what hoses you here

And then hopefully I’ll be able to show you a deck seven six and five of the ship and I mean this is look I’m drunk enough to tell you I’ve already written my title for this video oh no you guys have been laughing you didn’t think this [ __ ]

Would finish the whole thing did you no you’ve seen it in real time though haven’t you like I need a little little little break to have some chips but out F we’re good all right this is the MSC magnifical ship the little ship that could the best boo [ __ ] why didn’t make

This title before this is the best boo Bru leaving from North America I mean this is going to have to be a separate video where I am oh my God the ma is here with the Ghostbuster maid who you going to call Ghostbusters what’s your name my my

Friend what’s your name Carol come say hi to the internet come on Carol Carol she’s a Ghostbuster maid give me five five why is she a Ghostbuster cuz she has a proton pack that’s a time pack it doesn’t need to be charged it’s powered by the MSC Ponzi

Scheme if you’re not familiar with the MC Ponzi scheme that’s how they have an island where they make dinosaurs I know I know it sounds crazy but MSC is growing dinosaurs on their Island you might say I’m wrong but that’s the premise of Jurassic Park um holy

Crap did I really do 10 beers that quick hold on I got 10 minutes of fin this beer to do it an hour I’ve drank every single one of these look at this one 2 three 4 five six 7 eight damn I can’t count N9 10 hold on again

I’m way over Ching here I know when I started this uh cuz you can back up the video I show you a time stamp like I have no no reason to hide the time stamp it’s oh God 858 um my God they put my middle name on

This receipt too you know we call this it’s a rag it’s wet those if you ship this is a bumble clat bumble clat all right Newcastle number nine oh good God so I’m getting rid of the the gas see the the gas is what prevents you from drinking more there we go the gas is gone and I’m down in my last Spar yall watch this and you said there’s no way this guy’s gonna do it but I mean look at

That there’s literally 3/4 of beer left I know it y were like how’s that guy going to do that many beers and continue his ship tour of the MSC the MSC Bumbo clot MC this is for lot oh [ __ ] the the Italian Boba team won the Olympics this is the lot Olympiad

Supports bar I have 7 Minutes Vish this drink I challenge anybody this is no man profits challenge anybody to do this faster than me and then continue a ship tour after this Richard what’s up how you doing hold on you see this how am I doing we met last night come sit down

You did all of these I did come onom come on no no no no the sit here join you want be on YouTube we met last night okay I met you last night yes what’s up how you doing it’s good so so I did all

Of these no no we’re going to be on YouTube so okay I did everything here okay it’s a bad idea have you been drinking T night I have not yet I’m starting you have not the night is still young I mean we’re going to go to the

Night club tonight aren’t we yeah we are we’re going there so it down can I tell you something yes I’m going to tell you something okay I’m going to tell the internet this is not going to be uploaded till we’re off the ship tomorrow okay okay cool all right so

They’re going to close the nightclub early tonight right then what happens we’ve got this is no [ __ ] real Caribbean rum back in our cabin okay have you had real Caribbean rum no no sorry sorry I’m drunk sorry I mean can you not tell iempty those have you

Had Cuban rum before no say I’m never have you heard of oh God Habana Club no all right you got to find me and Anthony okay when the nightclub closes tonight okay and I will break my bottle open and you’re gonna try some of the best do you

Like rum yeah I actually do you like coconut rum that’s no no hold if you tasted rum tree like so I’m going to tell you a secret um I I I have to finish this myself that’s what the internet works I have 6 minutes uh to

Finish it myself no I’m good thank you good thank you um so I have this thing so there’s Havana Club have you ever heard of Havana Club it’s original Cuban rum made in Cuba okay okay and it’s illegal to buy in the US okay I’m sorry I don’t I don’t

Hate you right now I’m going to say something right now because of Barack Obama he banned he banned buying Cuban products in the US okay but now you have it I bought it in [ __ ] Mexico last week there you go and they brought where’ you go we were in Co okay we on

Another Cruise like four five days ago this is the second Cruise okay okay okay but they brought it back to our cabin okay nice you need to find us when the nightclub closes I got you I’m going to let you taste Cuban rum you know Cuban like invented rum yeah you’ve never had

Real Cuban rum before in your life never I am inviting you I am inviting you to the cabin party tonight okay the party is going to close and she’s coming too she’s coming too all right we have we got a balcony cabin we’re going to the balcony you are both invited when

When they close the nightclub cuz they’re going to close it early tonight they’re going to close it early right because they want to you’re in the cabin party got I got you ladies both for Cuban real we’ll be there no find me and Anthony we’ll be there when they close

And we’re going to do the Cuban real all right sorry I had to invite the ladies for the Cuban rumz the Cuban rum is delicious You’ never had Cuban rum before hold on uhoh uh 903 three long time I had of schedule and that now get up and walk oh

No I can walk I think oh one two three four 5 6 7 8 9 10 and drinks 9:04 p.m. we’re 3 minutes ahead of ordered schedule should anybody ever do this with my liver crying out for help oh god of course it is when they cut off the alcohol

Here do I have two bottles of Havana Club rum in the cabin did Bill Clinton have sex with other age kids at fene island of course you did all right we’ve done it we’ve done it can I can I get can I get one of your

Help real quick I just need a picture of my empty glasses I need to prove to people all of them you got them all oh guy talking all right thank you I’ve had a hi what’s her name he left what all that left you no they’re here

All right wait wait you’re an employee aren’t you or no no I am I love you the MSC Ponzi scheme is my favorite you know it everybody says Mafia is shipping company let’s be honest how many look you’re not on camera I’m on camera how many times have you been to the

Island what many many times are they making dinosaurs on that island okay do they have nuclear power on that island no I think you watched Jurassic Park right that island is Jurassic Park oh really he knows I love MSC Hold On Come On In come

On in we love you too please you like the dinosaurs don’t you I do like it you know the so do you know the story of Jurassic Park uhhuh of course so like they’ had an island in Costa Rica right and there was no government involved and

They said screw you we’re going to make dinosaurs oh hold on isn’t that what MC is technically doing yes okay walk away walk away he said they’re making dinosaurs on the island all right guys let’s see where we at I did all these strs four three three two it’s going to Max this

Out look it still says 9:06 I finished a long time ago but we did it under an hour really 0.10 guys I mean I I can’t fault the the the the failed breathalizer I can’t fault but you know what we’re going to do we’re continue our

Tour of the MSC magnifica right is that where we’re on we’re on the MSC magnifica they’re growing dinosaurs here I mean not here hold up I need they’re gr dinosaurs on the island and look we finished it just me has anybody ever done that faster than an hour oh no has anybody

Ever done it faster than one hour one man one oh no nobody nobody can you look at that it’s very sad yeah it’s very ABY yeah thank you bud so they have a pool table here we are going to continue the tour in real time we’re walking through the

Photo gallery because [ __ ] why is there a photo gallery we’re in 2020 question mark 2024 is a photo gallery photo gallery also runs the internet best internet I’ve ever used on a cruise ship that’s that I don’t own you know there’s a lot of people coming to the comedy

Show and that’s the first person I’ve seen wearing a mask oh Anthony fouchy he’s a liar but this is the comedy lounge called uh La Amnesia you forget it’s like you still believe Anthony fouchy if you’re a Democrat and you’re watching this [ __ ] I think I can safely shout [ __ ] fouchy here

And everybody would agree [ __ ] fouchy he’s a lying little troll uh because [ __ ] fouchy uh sorry so let’s continue on he’s a lying troll he created Co and then said he cured it and this is the photo gallery this is where the internet is

Also sold a x 7 but that and the back is the comedy Lounge was at 8:30 and 10:30 kind of like Carnival this is Italian car Carnival you’re on Italian Carnival why they have better pizza and a lower age of consent it’s basically Italian Carnival like I said earlier

They don’t check that you go from the kids club to the nightclub for some reason they’re still printing photos I still don’t know why um but they’re still printing photos God my mys in my back pocket I have my room key in my back pocket we’re walking through the phot

Photo gallery I think I took like two photos of the whole Cru um I mean if you didn’t see Elvis already let’s go visit Elvis again like Elvis is great love Elvis there’s Elvis there’s Elvis there’s the Italian bob sled team let’s continue down deck seven with Elvis look I’m going to blow again before the end of this video cuz I realized that brown ale hasn’t hit me yet um but I haven’t I like I’m not going to fake it and close one eye cuz

I’m not that drunk yet yet um they got future cruise I don’t know why this exists I just book all future crues with the casino department and they uh they cost me $3.99 really honestly if you get the points on MSC the cruises are honestly truthfully

Free I don’t know if you want to believe a guy that’s a drunk but this is the most beautiful balcony I’ve ever seen on a cruise ship look at this there’s a lady down there she playing piano I’m going to you know what I’m going to go down she’s cute she’s

Anian you need to open your eyes to new possibilities am I still doing stairs properly after 10 drinks and 10 beers in under an hour way under an hour um why am I going down deck five I don’t [ __ ] know wait why is there like an entrance and an

Exit but uh this oh my God I navigated stairs after all that you been tring for half an hour straight what is this why is there an entrance and an exit today this is the most pretty balcony I’ve seen on a cruise ship probably

Ever why am I on day five I don’t know let’s um let’s go this way for some reason there’s an entrance and an exit to the piano player it literally says entrance entrance and we got the piano playing Lady right here and she’s like floating

On water I mean look at this layout here this is water I’m not stepping on it because I’m afraid that the glass is going to break because of my fatness but we’re on Deck five yo yo yo I finished I mean come on Anthony did you expect any

Less I did not what I did not I knew you were going to finish just a matter of how long it would take you to finish I mean under an hour no one’s done under an hour what that’s not surprising what that’s not surprising I had to I had to

Look there was too much gas hold on Anthony’s travel with me there was too much gas in the beer so I titrated it between the two glasses until the gas was gone I didn’t spill the beer cuz why would you spill the beer I mean no but

You have to get rid I I still not yet peed you know you know who they call me who do they call you R Kelly R Kelly I’m waiting for someone to pee on what I’m waiting for someone to pee on that’s why they call me R

Kelly that was a dark joke but you know what let’s go back up to seven this foyer is actually really cool really beautiful let me uh we walked down to deck five there the lest him piano let’s go up all right oh we’re not going to run out of taper battery

Oh my God I’m so much more athletic when I drink I did two flights of stairs I’m not huffing or puffing what the actual [ __ ] I drank more so oh no we didn’t make a dinner you didn’t no you apparently you didn’t either I did oh I just drank 10 beers oh

My God straight in less than an hour I’m doing a ship tour enjoy it’s a bad idea don’t do what I did I got these giant screens that was our dinner tablemates hey look if you want an MSC you probably hold on you can think can still hear me you’re probably

Going to sign some weirdos for dinner we love weirdos I’m a weirdo they’re a weirdo we’re all weirdos a crap they’re back there so here’s the cool thing the magnifica last year actually did a world Cruise went all around the world here’s the cool thing everywhere they stopped

They got a little plaque when did the world Cruise they’ve gone ahead and displayed this in an art gallery you see these are authentic oneof a kind pieces of art also [ __ ] Park West nobody likes Park West um authentic One of a Kind non penis and bellish CH Clays here we

Go came off but MSC did a world cruise on the magnifica at every place they stopped all like 80 stops 90 stops they got something from and these are all the items they got on their Cruise kind of cool actually really like that I really I’m honest I want to do a road

Cruise I can afford it internet if you’re watching this should I do a world cruise I don’t want to go on the one that the old people all have sex with each other and like play each other and get the STDs around the ship cuz that’s what’s going on in these world

Cruises but as is life next class we’re going I’ve done a whole video on hold on I mean not this one we’re going to go one other place before I done the whole video on look they have a whole thing on the MC Ponzi scheme also known as the MC

Foundation sorry I didn’t say that all loud but let’s talk about place I went to today for lunch and I was impressed it’s called um it’s pretty full right now Oriental Plaza I called it Oriental celebration and I was totally sober when I called it that um alart

Or fixed seating uh fixed dining menu it’s a good time now I’m going to keep camera pointed at me right now when the casino was closed closed I did a full tour of the casino but right now the casino’s not closed so I can’t do a full tour of the

Casino cuz it’s not closed so we’re walking through really quick not pointing any games not pointing any people I got a lot of friends here oh I’ll be back in like 20 minutes thank I got a lot of friends that uh want to say hi because I love the casino and my

Favorite if you haven’t seen over roulette I’m not stopping I don’t want no trouble with nobody here but uh there’s a show going on in the theater in a couple minutes which we might show a little bit of theater shows now the theater shows on MSC dude dog

They a’t great they’re pretty terrible but you like to gamble you like to drink it’s the first day they did a show that was like no um that was like crap I don’t even remember it was like movies stuff I Cru then they did Elvis I got to blow again

A minute then they had a single singer there have something else going on at 9:30 I might start the club here over here here’s some CL of the shows on [Applause] MSC you want that’s you got it just you got r with a punches to get to a here I got my the the you See The W all right back from the shows let’s see where we’re at I got that Newcastle takes a little while to absorb we’re warming up don’t do 10 beers in a row it’s a bad idea oh God calculating I don’t want go the stairs till I know oh look

008 I mean I can’t drive but I mean guys guys you’ve accomplished nothing you’re supposed to get the fat guy drunk y’all saw like a whole board worth of beer y’all saw me drank the whole board worth of beer all I did was take the bubbles out the

Beer why because I didn’t want the bubbles in the beer uh we talked about my buddy there’s not a single [ __ ] urinal on this [ __ ] ship everything wait that man women I don’t know there’s not a single urinal on this ship every single place to piss on this ship is a

Stall it’s a stall so why are we laying things men and women also sounds like Elvis is down here confused so this is a tiger bar for some reason people think that’s oh my God what is going on down here is there a proposal going on down here have

I walked in do a proposal is that a proposal wait why is everyone dressed as Elvis there’s a Michael what the Absolute I can’t I can’t tell you what’s going on here hi I’m running away from the copyright music what the actual [ __ ] was just going on there they have so many bars here oh we got a Jamaican band I walked a couple Feet J hope you like J why do we go from one to another like this and I’m still sober enough to navigate from one to another it’s amazing I don’t get it now a lot of you ask hey Rich where do you get your hats I’ll get them in the MC gift shop like he’s in this corner

Look this is the MSC logo shop this is where it’s also the uh the butts of the Jamaican band this is the MSC logo shop it’s where I get all my baller hats here from see they’re uh 1590 adult that’ss I have like seven of them left

In the car I I get more but uh yeah it’s a Vive I don’t like using that term but that’s like you see we went from a guy dress as Elvis to a Jamaican band in seconds of time how does that happen [ __ ] if I know I just wear no pants and hopefully

Make fun of your profits MSC is so interesting I’m taking you around this ship I don’t even know what we’re going to expect everywhere like there’s like handbags and perfumes and Ponzi schemes all over handbags perfumes and pony schemes all over isn’t there I mean this is

The MSC way I mean it’s pretty freaking glorious there’s bars there’s everything like that there’s even hold on where’s the oh was up one floor there’s a whole cigar bar called The Havana cigar bar because Obama was wrong you should never prevent of Cuban products from Coming to

America human products should come to America I mean yeah there’s communism and all that but guess what we saw a Russian vodka for how many years I mean this breath Clash is [ __ ] um but you know what I need to wrap this up why we run out of

Tape pretty soon but I mean look we went for the little lady playing the the uh piano so like there’s a dude with long dreads playing piano he thinks he’s Kenny G should we go see a little bit of Kenny G I think we should go see a little bit of Kenny

G I mean Asian Kenny G he was play to kila last night tequila is much better I have to watch the stairs now now these stairs are not Diamond en crusted like the rest of the stairs um on MC ships MC is really [ __ ] Gody not going to lie

Lot of [ __ ] on MC it’s pretty Gody I mean I say this as a guy who just dranked 10 years in a row in less than an hour you shouldn’t do this my liver is crying out for help but oh God this is um open your eyes Kenny G here we go

They don’t block any from going up here so we a little Kenny G All right oh so that was uh open your ass Kenny G I like him it’s between him and uh oh God the key Dynasty I set it out loud this is what happened when we drink so much I mean I hate everyone equally so let’s wrap it up we’ve gone

Through all the bars look there’s a bar down here I don’t know why this is here there’s a bar in the casino that’s really the only bar oh she’s my friend my CCAP bar are you going back there I’m going back there like four times I love this the casino is very

Good to me yes the casino of course I I can’t say this on camera I’m off about 200,000 pesos since I started selling with the MSC oh pesos they’re not real money pesos pesos is not real m i mean it is it’s $4 in my country we don’t tell the exchange rate

Out loud she’s with be on the Seascape you are oh God Crystal right yeah together with VJ fine DJ why did they have a Statue of Liberty in the bar I don’t know why there’s a giant statue of liberty it’s for the fat Americans look look this America Sasquatch fat

Beer you know you know the sports part right no I’m not no have you you know the sports part in this ship upstairs upstairs this ship they have 10 beers you can do right I did all 10 in under 45 minutes it’s a problem I know my mom

Tells me that too all right so we’re going to go to this corner right here and we’re going to wrap it up why because uh breakfast is open from 7 to 8:30 a.m. whatever the hell that means I love this little tiny ship the MSC magnifica is a fantabulous ship

It’s not the best in the world celebration Above This said that celebration might gr Jubilee Seascape above this no question Seascape Seaside Seashore above this but you know what this right here this this little garbage ship has a charm I say garbage out of love I’m sorry this little garbage ship

Getting a tiny elevator this little garbage ship has a fantastic charm I’ve never seen on any ship before I’ve been as a passenger of a celebrity slumming I’ve been on all these garbage ships but there’s something here I’m going to use a French term I don’t know

It di I don’t know French so there’s a j here that tells me there’s something here every crew member has been absolutely M wait oh [ __ ] [ __ ] I don’t know which way I’m going this is what happens when you drink that like every crew member has been absolutely fantastic the guests have

Been absolutely fantastic you’ve seen guests cheer me on while I’m drinking you’ve seen all kinds of guests you’ve seen guests that want to come back and try some Cuban rum I’m dead serious there they take me up on it they take me up on it but I mean the important thing

Is that this is the best the MSC magnifica sorry I’m quantifying it after I drank all of that [ __ ] the MSC magnifica is the best booze cruise you can take from the United States of America that I’ve taken it’s just so many levels above everything else it’s

Glorious Boo Crew what do I mean by that pretty much where your drink package which is unlimited MC on night Carnival cost more than your cruise itself this is Richard no pans profits coming to you 10 beers deep from the MSC magnifica I’m getting back to my cabin

Oh I got it in my pocket oh reminding you that much like me when you wear no pants there’s only literally a single thing wait looking for my oh there’s my earpods there’s only a single thing in life you have left to lose from 9058 which is the secret surprise cabin

Upgrade and we got uh I’m not opening that safe this is Richard oh look look at that look at that they left me a bag how nice is that seem something s you but I get my 8,000 points so I’m going to leave you to be I

Don’t know how long this video is going to be when you wear no pants back in the cabin like nothing got left to lose and that is your shirt questions comments anything down below uh no pants prob gmail.com want to ask something privately but no I’m not sharing myette strategy unless you see

Me on board I am on the M why am I giving my location early I’m on the mscc Escape for 4th of July 2024 and I tell you I’m not taking a nap I’m going back to casino this is Richard from no routs reminding you don’t wait

Hold on hold up so oh God damn I’m about to fall over oh why I do that you you want one more breath CL last you’re reading I know you do you want to say where’s the fat guy at I will give it to you thought there’s no work with [ __ ]

I’m not closing an eye yet that I know of let’s do right how about a beer and God I I don’t even know Ma time math anything like that anymore I got I got two phones in my pocket um 0.11 oh wait what do I say zero line 7 hours and 36 minutes

Until sober says there is significant impairment of your motor C I made it back to my cat when you dumb [ __ ] coordination [ __ ] off this is Richard from no pants profits with a broken ass breathalizer reminding you that when you wear no pants you drink 10 drinks in a row [ __ ]

Dude there’s only one thing you have left to lose and you know what that is that is your shirt love y’all no pants Prof gmail.com where the comments below I’m happy to answer you have a great one MSE is worth trying it’s really worth trying if you want to try it uh just

Check out my Ur comp video or my Casino video or anything like that I’m going to help you out have a great one putting on my other hat from the MSC Ponzi scheme which is the foundation reminding you that when you wear no pants the only thing you

Have L to lose is your shirt of y’all bye crap I don’t remember it was like movies stuff I Cru then they did Elvis I got to blow again in a minute then they had a single singer there have something else going on at 9:30 I might start the clips here

But here here’s some clips of the shows on MSC all right back from the shows let’s see where we’re at again that New Castle takes a little while to absorb we’re warming up don’t do 10 beers in a row it’s a bad idea oh God calculating I don’t want to go out the

Stairs till I know oh look 008 I mean I can’t drive but I mean guys guys you’ve accomplished nothing you’re supposed to get the fat guy drunk y’all saw like a whole board worth of beer y’all saw me drank the whole board worth of beer all I did was take the bubbles

Out the beer why because I didn’t want the bubbles in the beer uh we talked about with my buddy there’s not a single [ __ ] urinal on this ship everything wait that man women I don’t know there’s not a single urinal on this ship every single place to piss on this ship is a

Stall it’s a stall so why are we laying things men and women also sounds like Elvis is down here confused so this is a tiger bar for some reason people think that’s oh my God what is going on down here is there propos going on down here have I walked into a

Proposal is that a proposal why is everyone dressed as Elvis there’s a Michael Jackson what is name what the absolute Hell I can’t I can’t tell you what’s going on here All right I’m running away from the copyright music what the actual [ __ ] was just going on there they have so many bars here oh we got a Jamaican band I walked a couple feet jaming Jam Hope you Like why do we go from one to another like this and I’m still sober enough to navigate from one to another it’s amazing I don’t get it now a lot of you ask hey Rich where do you get your hats I’ll get them at the MC gift shop like’s in this corner

Look this is the MSC logo shop this is where it’s also the uh the butts of the Jamaican band this is the MSC logo shop it’s where I get all my baller hats here from see they’re uh 1590 adult ATS I have like seven of them left in

The car how I get more but uh yeah it’s a Vibe I don’t like using that term but that’s like you see we went from a guy dress as Elvis to a jamaan band and seconds of Time how does that happen [ __ ] if I know I just wear no pants and hopefully

Make fun of your profits MSC is so interesting I’m taking you around this ship I didn’t even know what we’re going to expect everywhere like there’s like handbags and perfumes and Ponzi schemes all over handbags perfumes and Ponzi schemes all over isn’t there I mean this is the MSC way I mean it’s

Pretty freaking glorious there’s bars there’s everything like that there’s even hold on where’s the oh was up one floor there’s old sarbar call it Havana sarar because Obama was wrong you should never prevent Cuban products from Coming to America Cuban products should come to America I mean I

Mean yeah there’s communism and all that but guess what we saw a Russian vodka for how many years I mean ah this breath clasher is [ __ ] um but you know what I need to wrap this up why I’m run out a tape pretty soon but I mean look we went

To the little lady playing the the uh piano so like there’s a dude with long dreads playing piano he thinks he’s getting G should we go see a little bit of Kenny G I think we should go see a little bit of Kenny G I mean Asian Kenny G he was playing

Tequila last night tequila is much better I have to watch the stairs now and these stairs are not Diamond en crusted like the rest of the stairs um on MC ships msc’s are really [ __ ] Gody not going to lie lot of [ __ ] on MC is pretty Gody I

Mean I say this as a guy who just dranked 10 beers in a row in less than an hour you shouldn’t do this my liver is crying out for help but oh God this is um open your eyes Kenny G here we go they don’t block me from going up here

So make a little Kenny G All right oh so that was uh open your ass Kenny G I like him it’s between him and uh Oh God the key Dynasty I set it out loud this is what happens when we drink so much I mean I hate everyone equally so let’s wrap it up we’ve gone through all the bars look there’s a bar down here I don’t know why this is here

There’s a bar in the casino that’s really the only bar oh she’s my friend my CA skate bar are you going back there I’m going back there like four times I love this the casino is very good to me yes the casino of course I I can’t say this on camera I’m off

About 200,000 pesos since I started selling with the MSC oh pesos they’re not real money pesos pesos is not real money I mean it is it’s $4 in my country we don’t tell the exchange rate out loud she’s with be on the Seascape you are oh God cry right yeah together

With VJ fine VJ why did they have a Statue of Liberty in the bar I don’t know why there’s a giant statue of liberty it’s for the fat Americans look look this America Sasquatch fat beer you know you know the sports part right no I’m not no have you you know

The sports bar on this ship upstairs upstairs this ship they have 10 beers you can do it right I all 10 in under 45 minutes it’s a problem I know my mom tells me that too all right so we’re going to go to this corner right here

And we’re going to wrap it up why because uh breakfast is open from 7 to 8:30 a.m. whatever the hell that means I love this little tiny ship the MSC magnifica is a fantabulous shap it’s not the best in the world celebration Above This that celebration might Jubilee

Seascape above this no question Seascape Seaside Seashore above this but you know what this right here this this little garbage ship has a charm I say garbage out of love I’m sorry this little garbage ship getting a tiny elevator this little garbage ship has a fantastic

Charm I’ve never seen on any ship before I’ve been as a passenger of the celebrity slumming I’ve been on all these garbage ships but there’s something here I’m going to use a French term I don’t know the Italian I don’t know French so there’s a j here that tells me there’s something

Here every crew member has been absolutely like oh [ __ ] [ __ ] I don’t know which way I’m going this is what happens when you drink that he’s like every crew member has been absolutely fantastic the guests have been absolutely fantastic you’ve seen guest cheer me on while I’m drinking

You’ve seen all kinds of guests you’ve seen guests that want to come back and tress Cuban rum I’m dead serious there they take me up on it they take me up on it but I mean the important thing is that this is the best the MC magnificus

I’m quantifying it after I drank all of that [ __ ] the MC magnifica is the best booze cruise you can take from the United States of America that I’ve taken it’s just so many levels above everything else it’s glorious booze cruise what do I mean by that pretty much where your drink

Package which is unlimited Inc on night Carnival costs more than your cruise itself this is Richard no pants profits coming to you 10 beers deep from the MSC magnifica I’m getting back to my cabin oh I got it in my pocket reminding you that much like me when you wear no

Pants there’s only literally a single thing wait looking for my oh there’s my airpods there’s only a single thing in life you have left to lose from 9058 which is the secret surprise cabin upgrade and we got got uh I’m not opening that safe this is Richard oh

Look look at that look at that they left me a bag how nice is that seem something s you but I get my 8,000 points so I’m leave you to be I don’t know how long this video is going to be when you wear no pants back in the cabin like one got

Left to lose and that is your shirt questions comments anything down below uh no pants gmail.com if you want to ask something privately but no I’m not sharing mylette strategy unless you see me on board I am on the M why am I giving my location early I’m on the MSC

Esape for 4th of July 2024 and I tell you I’m not taking a nap I’m going back to casino this is Richard from no rout it’s reminding you don’t wait hold on hold up so oh God damn I’m about all over why you do that you you

Want one more breath to last you’re reading I know you do you want to say where’s the fat guy at I will give it to you don’t work with [ __ ] I’m not closing an eye yet that I know of let’s do right how about a beer and

God I I don’t even know Ma time math anything like that anymore I got I got two pH in my pocket um .11 oh wait what does it say zero line 7 hours and 36 minutes until sober says there is significant impairment of your

Motor I made it back to my C when you dumb [ __ ] coordination [ __ ] off this is Richard from no pants profits with a broken ass breath lizer reminding you that when you wear no pants you drink 10 drinks in a row [ __ ] dude there’s only one thing you have left to

Lose and you know what that is that is your shirt love y’all no pants Prof at gmail.com where the comments below I’m happy to answer you have a great one MSE is worth trying it’s really worth trying if you want to try it uh just check out

My you C video or myo video or anything like that I’m going to Happ be out have a great one putting on my other hat from the MSC Ponzi scheme which is the foundation reminding you that when you wear no pants the only thing you

Have L to lose is your shirt of y’all Bye