My Ex Is Back | Wine About It

This week Maya’s ex-boyfriend texts her, QT has a cheating story, Jersey Shore sucks now, QT and Maya start a podcast ( as each other?! ), and more!

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0:00 Intro

2:14 Maya’s ex texts her

4:52 QT has ‘drama’ with Ludwig / Ludwig runs a marathon

9:34 QT has ‘drama’ with Ludwig part 2

11:54 QT breaks out the evidence

14:41 QT and Maya start podcast based on Pinterest list

19:22 Jersey Shore season 4 sucks

22:19 QT and Maya start a podcast part 2

24:34 How does this podcast tie you into your other goals?

27:12 QT spills tea on cheating incident

33:07 QT’s assistant attempts to poison her

34:35 QT talks about Saltburn ( SPOILERS )

36:17 provide short lesson / piece of advice

40:47 Podcast topic suggestions

42:13 Maya is going to Brazil!

44:26 The Alaska airlines plane incident

48:09 Pinterest podcast suggestion conclusions

52:05 Pitching a Mr Beast video

57:00 Outro

57:34 bonus preview / end credits

Fellas listen up we’ll call it gay best friend syndrome I know two people this year that that has been a genuine disguise for a girl cheating on them can I tell you something yeah it’s about the color of my pee it’s about what the color of my

Pee oh uh no you may not oh uh yellow uh wait how can you see it you pee on the ground no I pee in a toilet sometimes like at work I pee in a toilet oh right right right right right uh I uh uh yeah tell me about your pee it is

Like highlighter yellow oh because your vitamins it’s like it’s like like that that’s because of your vitamins oh you want to know something creep I started taking a new vitamin yeah yeah is I know you started taking vitamins and I know you started taking the women’s ones Vitamins because

You sent me a picture of something and it was in the background the women’s one or maybe it was on the back oh no it was in the background of your bruise picture that you you posted on your Tweet and I was like oh yeah her I’ve taken that

Before highlighter yellow cuz it has excessive ribo Flav in which is fine you just pee it out but yeah it makes your pee bright yellow okay I think it’s kind of fun as long as there’s nothing wrong with it no I’ve taken those before okay then I feel

Fine about it anyway that’s all yeah and they’re very popular yeah audio listeners get a look get a look at this when this is by the way this is from her trying to learn how to do a kick flip look at it she did not successfully God is crazy

Yeah yeah you should have worn shin guards shin guards no I tried to learn how to kick flip on a skateboard so when are you doing it again Wednesday when the you’re not even wi for the bruis to Hill no I go again on Wednesday um and this week I’m doing

A kickflip for sure you know what doing a kickflip got me or what trying to do a kickflip got me a text from Jason the Jason what did he say was he like I miss you he was like you look so hot that kick flip Jason is my my eighth

Grade boyfriend for those wine AB about itors that uh are new I guess um he texted me he said just scrub through your kickflip stream first of all dog should attempts didn’t you play basketball when did you forget how to jump second those pads are useless nobody Falls and sticks out their knees

And elbows to hit the ground all you need is a helmet and wrist guard since when anyone Falls their first reaction is stick out their hand that’s how you break your wrist that’s a lot of hater energy coming on I agree I think he’s actually I think he’s being a huge hater

And then I tweeted that and he texted me again and he said farm for Twitter content this time I see I respect the hustle did you even reply to him ever you just kept tweeting yes I replied oh imagine you don’t reply to him ever and

You just keep tweeting out TW out no I replied I sent him a picture of my bruise and see he said how did you even managed to do that another kickflip stream sounds like a poor choice Maya and I said I’ll do anything for the views I don’t like the way he he’s

Talking to you oh cuz he’s being a hater or because he said my name because he said your name that’s flirting 101 should I confront him should I be like hey man this has been over a long time you should have you should have Caleb get his number

From your phone and text him from Caleb’s phone and say leave my girl alone hey your her ex-boyfriend don’t talk to her anymore how hard is that to understand hey even though she brings you up on her podcast and harasses you and calls you gay and maybe that you cheated on

Her hey girlfriend why would you talk to the guy that cheated on you that’s crazy I miss him obviously CU I just I miss him so much he treated me so good it was so fun he always kept me guessing and you know what you do Caleb you never keep me

Guessing I always know you’re going to be consistent I’m never wondering if you’re cheating on me and I’m bored okay is boring God unironically though that is like I remember my first healthy relationship I was like like should we like fight or something I know I was

Like what is going on you want to start a fight I was like I I’ve never yelled at him what the heck or randomly or just like tell me something that you don’t like about me keep it SP just to feel something yeah yeah um I like your sweater thanks audio

Listeners got to look at this wearing mogul moves she’s a big fan of this YouTuber guy yeah he’s all right he’s all right but I have drama with him with the YouTuber guy yeah break up with him break up with him I okay I need you picture this don’t just take my side

Because I’m right just listen before you take a side all right so what had happened was I get a text from Young okay we’re fine this okay it’s not ruining everything cuz today okay I I had like think of when the episode comes out I

Was like I can’t ruin a surprise get a text from Young on Saturday yeah on Saturday being like Hey we’re doing dinner for Ray’s birthday do you want to come and I was like yes we’re in like you know L and lwig even brought it up he’s like hey dinner

Saturday with for Ray’s birthday or or Monday sorry she said it on Saturday for for Monday great we’re in okay we’ve both agreed we’re going to dinner on Monday for Ray’s birthday which is today yes then yesterday lwig goes and he runs a half marathon which is crazy by the

Way I saw that on his Instagram story I thought he was joking no he did it and I have to talk [ __ ] on him because then he gets home and he’s like it’s not that hard how long is it 13 miles he ran 13 miles straight in two and a half hours

He didn’t stop running huh he didn’t stop running the whole time I mean I’m sure he yeah I’m sure at some point he had to walk I don’t know I don’t know how people do these I can’t I I could run one mile and I would be dead

I could not run straight there’s no way I think I could run like gun to my head I think I could run eight miles and it would take me forever straight without walking gun to your head walk you definitely walk at okay that’s different that’s fine okay all right anyway I

Think it’s fine yeah so 13 miles I’m I I assume he walked at some point like or jogged at least well he’s right he’s jogging the whole time yeah still a lot like it’s theane a lot okay yes yeah today he’s not even sore that’s cringe and then he streams

And he like goes on stream today and he’s like guys half marathons are not that hard and I’m like okay he’s cheating on me he do run a half marathon he just kidding I’m joking I’m joking I’m joking I’m joking but that’s crazy right no I think you were on to

Something there actually I was going to agree with you oh that he is cheating yeah I was G to be like there is no way he is not sore today he lied about running it and he posted on his inst stagram story double down on the lot okay I have to stop

Doing this GL doesn’t like when I do this yeah well I wonder why he doesn’t like that you Gaslight me into thinking that he’s cheating on me I wonder I wonder why sorry I am truly confused lewick definitely definitely ran 13 miles in 2 hours and then wasn’t sore

The next day dude it’s crazy and I don’t know how he keeps dropping the word easy he’s like it was easy yeah that is crazy I I could never and I have no desire to either I hate running I hate the way it feels I hate the way it hurts and I hate

Breathing really hard and being tired that’s the thing I said to him I was like I was like man I wish I was a runner and he was like I’m not a good runner like you don’t understand and I was like you ran a half marathon you just ran a half marathon

Hm well good for him honestly that’s crazy he’s better than me I would never could never very impressive he’s trying to run a marathon uh or he’s going to run a marathon later this year but that’s 26 miles yeah pass yeah right like crazy he Maya I was asleep I woke

Up when he left the house and then by the time he came home I was still sleeping and he had run 13 miles that’s funny that I was like oh my God this is so like what two humans do in a day yeah I ran a half marathon well it was incredibly

Impressive don’t worry I gave him a talk where I was like you are not like I feel like you’re downplaying your success here but he says it’s just easy so whatever but that’s not our fight okay okay so we go he goes to the half marathon he

Comes home he’s like let’s go get brunch I’m like oh my gosh how romantic yeah so we go we’re getting brunch this is huge for me yeah he’s noticed me um brunch I think he’s going to take the time during this brunch to ask me to prom I’m not

Sure but I’m keep my fingers crossed yeah he didn’t unfortunately but it was still a good brunch um and we’re sitting there and he’s like hey did you see the group message from me young uh instead of dinner they’re doing a a midnight like stream for her tonight like a surprise

Stream where people are coming over okay and I’m I’m like oh okay I just say oh okay that’s it that’s it okay okay so then mang texts me at around 8:00 P.M she’s like hey are you guys coming tonight and based on that conversation I said yeah because we had agreed the day

Prior to go to dinner together yeah and then the plans had changed he didn’t say oh I’m not going tonight he just said plans have changed it’s tonight yeah and so then I was like oh so I assumed that that meant that we were still going right

Okay right no he’s saying I needed he’s saying that I should have said back to him are we going tonight no am I crazy for assuming because he didn’t say like oh crap it’s tonight I’m too and then he was like ma’am I ran a half marathon I’m

Tired well he should have said that then I know he didn’t say that and so then it’s like 11: p.m. it’s 11: p.m. and we’re suppos yeah we were supposed to go to the house and uh and I’m like man I’m tired I’m so sad that we have to go to

This and L’s like I’m not going and I was like what what do you mean and he was like I never said I was going and I was like whoa what what are you talking about and so then I busted this out don’t worry uh oh

She pulled some ammo out of the back pocket yeah she’s going to bring up two years ago when he said no he’s not going legally I need to tell you that this is being recorded you know Fifth Amendment what does that mean I think it’s the one when you’re

Not allowed to be said like an unfair trial this is not an unfair trial but I think people claim it when they don’t want to incriminate themselves okay what You’re Not Innocent no no no that’s that’s what people mistake but not speaking does not mean you’re incriminating yourself you’re speaking a whole lot

Until I push that button you gotta say what you got to say right now it’s off the Record off record that’s not how it works literally it is actually oh my God so he was talking like he was mad innocent in this situation and then as soon as I pull out

For recording he claimed Fifth Amendment oh that’s a that’s Bad News Bears for L it sounds like a guilty man to me am I crazy yeah no not oh would you be confused too yes if he said if that went exactly as you’re saying it went if he was like oh plans

Have changed uh midnight tonight instead of dinner and you were just like oh okay then yes I would assume that you were both going at midnight he should have been like plans change it’s midnight now so I don’t think I’m gonna go or it’s midnight now do you want to go

Still I know but he said I should have said that to him no cuz he’s the one who no I disag he’s the one that updated the plans yeah yeah he didn’t say oh crap it’s midnight tonight I’m not going now cuz I I ran a

Half marathon he was just like oh it’s midnight tonight and the whole day is talking about how easy this freaking half marathon was and so I was like okay I guess we’re still going yeah and now he’s like I’m tired interesting interesting interesting and and pleading the fifth interesting interesting no I

Think he’s wrong but we’re still going to dinner tonight and I made ray a whole ass cheesecake whoa that’s nice yeah it’s in the oven right now and lemon curd to go on top of it wow that’s so nice I like cheesecake so you didn’t get asked to prom

No that’s really sad sorry yeah it’s okay maybe next year I have um no we’ll talk about this on patreon I feel better about that on patreon okay well this is a fun activity that we’re doing here okay is it duck duck goose yeah we’re we’re playing duck duck

Goose on a podcast virtually duck duck no you’re that’s not how it get it’s not Marco Polo um okay no stop uh got it no I saw so for some reason so Pinterest is funny obviously I am on Pinterest a lot right love Pinterest love Pinterest love it it was so funny

Maya and I texted each other both yesterday while we were crafting yeah it was sick with the same from Minecraft yeah we were both crafting with polymer clay I was sending her pictures I was like look at this and she was like look at this I spoiled her Christmas present oh

It’s so good do you have it with you it’s so good uh uh no it’s in the other room audio listeners you’re missing out today it was sick it’s a it’s a key cap and it’s a it has a little spider on it like a jumping spider it’s a jumping

Spider that I I hand made with my hands I’m so excited I don’t know how you made that thing so small it’s very very impressive yeah it was really small um but I’m on Pinterest all the time and for some Pinterest is a skevy little [ __ ] it like listens to you and [ __ ]

You know all apps do I know and I think since I talk about me like all the time I’m like oh I’ve got to go record a podcast don’t worry I’m talking about fear and I’m not talking about this one of course of course got to go record a

Podcast I’m always talking about podcast yeah I’m like I hate my podcast yeah um we’re going to talk about that on the patreon episode we’re going to talk about fear and because drama not like talk just like you’ll see you’ll see she called me during a fear and episode this past week

We’ll talk about that yeah that was on a patreon episode too so everything’s on double drama yeah anyway um so I keep getting these things on Pinterest that’s like how to start a podcast okay you can hear me and so I was like okay yeah it’s like [ __ ] clearly you

Would be complaining if you knew how yeah it’s uh but I I was like okay well maybe this is funny and so I opened one of like the Guides of how to start a podcast and I got us like the questions that Pinterest recommends for a first podcast oh okay what’s your favorite

Color that’s fun yeah yeah okay um so this week’s episode welcome to the wine about it podcast is our very first episode ever welcome to the first episode of wine about it where we drink wine and talk about it I have tea I have water but it’s been here for

Like a week so I’m not going to drink it oh uh first I would like to introduce myself okay says to introduce yourself which I’m like it is interesting cuz I wonder like okay when I first listened to call her daddy like cuz people were

Like you know I was like hey what are some good female Rand podcasts I open call her daddy I didn’t have any context right I just hopped on in right and that’s fine I think for the most part but I think well if it’s not the first episode yeah

You’re not going to introduce every episode I know that’s what I think too but I wonder how often people join like this is my first time listening to Wine about it and what the [ __ ] are they talking about I started this episode talking about the color of my be yeah [Laughter]

No it’s fine that they do that but whatever okay do you want to go first do you want me to go first yeah but I’m gonna in I’m gonna be you oh okay hi guys my name is Maya I get UTI relatively of often and I’m here to educate you on

Animals okay my name is cu I’m yeah my name is cutie Cinderella I’m the Creator and host of the streamer Awards and after I have sexed with a man I rip his head off that’s a good one she stole that from Jersey Shore also Jersey

Shore [ __ ] uh we’re gonna I uh I did some research segue we’re going to go back to being a normal firsttime podcast we watch uh Jersey Shore on the patreon uh for tier two right watched watched yeah watched and I’m done we’re in season 4 and it is

Miserable it’s bad it’s bad and I was like there’s no way we think this the comments have been agreeing with us where they’re like I don’t think I want to watch this anymore great that’s fine we don’t either but I looked at their I looked at their stats and sure enough

Season 4 viewership plummeted so those really mother freaking producers yeah it was like it’s like it was like uh one of the articles I was reading it was like the start of the end is what they called it at like MTV um which I’m like yeah you’re milking these people to do awful

Things take Samy and Ron out of that house it’s really awful it’s really hard to watch like it’s it’s genuinely toic and sad and like out of control like out of hand dangerous just like not good yeah so we’re never we’re never going to know what H like what happened in season

Five we’re going to that’s a this is a discussion for not you guys but anyway I do like the one thing that I liked about a recent episode that we watch it’s not funny it is funny but it’s not good is one of our last straws was the situation went to the hospital

Because he slammed his head into a wall and he did that because in the US he didn’t want to fight some guy cuz he was way bigger than him and so he wanted to act crazy so that the dude didn’t want to fight him so he like ran up to the

Wall in the US and he threw his head through the wall cuz we got drywall everywhere here you know um but then they’re in Italy this season and so he has the same situation where he doesn’t want to fight Ronnie because he’s this big dude and so he tries to do the same

Thing and he was like I want him to think I’m crazy and so he runs up to the wall throws his head into the wall and it’s Italy so they’re concrete walls and so he knocked himself out he gave himself a conc he had to go get like

Scans on his head cuz he just threw his head into a concrete wall thinking that he would do the same thing and then they didn’t fight so I guess it worked but not good anyway that was kind of funny I do love that meta though yeah but

Everything else about that not good also wouldn’t recommend throwing her I mean I guess it’s a way to get out of a fight I suppose I would just run but you could also do that be crazy you could also just say sorry it depends imagine if you said sorry

Okay what were we talking about Jersey first podcast we watched Jersey Shore but we’re not going to anymore because it’s bad we’re not going to anymore um one second I had the the podcast questions the first the first podcast questions uh first podcast questions so we’ve introduced ourselves explain who

You are and discuss your accomplishments and why we started this podcast are we doing each other or ourselves yeah I’m still you okay yeah so why I started this podcast honestly I’m broke and I need supplemental income because I give all of my money to animals and I live in a

Tiny tin can that that I bought and I’m proud of it however I don’t even have a working toilet so I started this podcast because I am obsessed with my friend cutie Cinderella did you write I wantang reading it right now no I’m making this up I just keep rereading the question to

Make sure I don’t forget it um and so that’s why I was interested in starting the podcast because I am the best and I just knew people would want to watch me and help me make my goals come true and my goals and accomplishments or my accomplishments are I’ve got a

Um got an animal sanctuary there’s like a bunch of animals here and I like save their lives and I teach a lot of people about animals and I’m vegan now and and it’s just like a it’s pretty big deal and I’m trying to downplay my own accomplishments because this is supposed

To be funny but unfortunately they’re impressive introduce yourself okay hello my name is cutie Cinderella I wanted to start this podcast because I love I love talking [ __ ] I love the drum and I love when my friend Maya comes over because we talk a bunch of drum and I want to share it

With everybody because it’s fun and so we do a podcast to teach people about drum and my accomplishments are I do a lot of events and they’re really big and really successful and I’m rich and I want to be more Rich yeah like and subscri snaps thank you how how does

This podcast tie you into your other goals you can start it makes me [Laughter] Rich crap so I can spend my hundreds of thousands of dollars on events for other streamers who suck for other people to not RP too yeah for other people to be late too I my

Goals um well lucky for me when I started this podcast I was a single Pringle and because this podcast now oh I thought you were you is texting me no I’m you okay sorry my ex is texting me and he is not gay and he’s obsessed with me and uh I met my

Boyfriend because he was a fan of the podcast and my goals was just to not be alone and so that’s how it ties in and I feel so unalone here with my listeners what beep beep that for you what I said how do you think I did how do you think I think

That was good it’s true my boyfriend is a huge fan of wine about it he watches it every week he actually just likes wine he does not like he never not listen podast not a single time you know isn’t that kind of weird that he I don’t want him to listen

To it well that’s fine then he would know my ex is texting me and he would be so mad if he knew he can’t find out he can’t find out I actually oh my gosh let me I’m going to fix something really quick sorry I’m going to try

Something guys if your ex texts you I would recommend you don’t tell your current significant other because it might make them mad instead just talk to your ex and then keep it to yourself what I didn’t hear any of that cuz I unplugged my headset cuz I was

Trying to replug it somewhere I was just giving them some Sage advice from a from a 25-year-old woman who knows what she’s doing that’s all oh great okay the sad thing is is my thing didn’t fix what I wanted it to so that was pointless but it’s fine um it’s

Okay I’m doing my best uh I know two people this year alone that have had like the drum of like a girl a girl okay this one’s for the fellas fellas out there we’re typically like ladies listen up fellas listen up okay cuz I know two people that this has affected and I’ve

Heard of this it is uh we’ll call it gay best friend syndrome um but they are not a gay best friend I know two people this year that that has been a genuine disguise for a girl cheating on them does that make sense two people this year who two people as in 2023

Well I didn’t tell you it’s like so it’s like so mild that’s mild that’s not mild what really huh really no I like coincidence oh okay no that’s a crazy coincidence I think that I think I think I do think women get away with cheating more than men do because I

Think what I did not cheat but I did something very similar to that once huh when I was in 8th grade 8ighth grade I was seeing a guy and he was kind of my boyfriend but I didn’t want to tell my parents cuz I didn’t want to get in trouble I told

Them that he was gay and they thought he was gay so I got to like hang out his house super late all the time I think I even stayed over there yeah yeah yeah you did that but to your parents you cheated on your parents essentially I know two people two males

That started dating a girl this year and this was like this was like back in January the one of one of these guys and they’re talking to this girl and I’m like dude there are some red flags like she like it just felt like she wasn’t

Available all the time and I was like there are some red flags there are some red flags there are some red flags and she’s like oh well she’s with her guy friend a lot blah blah blah so picture this your name is Bill and you’re you’re started talking to this girl

Named Samantha Samantha yeah so Samantha like is always hanging out with this other guy friend and you’re kind of like you’re like not exclusive but like you are exclusive like you said you’re only dating each other but then like she’ll stay at this other guy’s house and

Whatever but don’t worry he’s my gay best friend mhm but like you never meet the gay best friend which is weird because I will assure you if he is a real gay best friend he will be like a shock alert gay best friends are also just best friends

And so if you meet her other friends you will meet this friend and so so that was my red flag I was like hey I I’m not trying like this is coming from a place of trauma I’ve seen this happen before I I’ve heard stories you know like I would

Check out and sure enough he he spends eight months kind of like dating this girl finds out she had a boyfriend the whole last time she told boyf what is the point she told boyfriend that bill was the gay best friend and then she told Bill that her boyfriend was the gay

Best friend the whole time why why yeah I don’t know I don’t understand I genely can’t understand why people cheat like that cuz it’s like how do you have the emotional bandwidth and how do you have the time dude no shot that’s nuts that’s so also it’s okay not that you can like

Like they’re all bad it’s one thing to like be in a relationship for a long time and then cheat on them but to like get in a relationship while you’re in a relationship start it off that way and then that’s crazy yeah that’s really sad yeah I just

Started watching a show about it well it’s not they’re a open relationship marriage you started watching a show about marriage it’s an open relationship marriage and then they became a threat oh it’s real life she no she was seeing a girl but she really liked and then she

Brought her home one day and then they had a threesome and then they became a thle and they all lived together okay cute love it um but then the girl killed them wait the girl killed who I think both of them what the girl that came

Yeah no the new girl that came into the relationship I think killed them because she uh like fell in love with the guy and then the girl was like ah this is too much I don’t think this is working like you should probably leave and then uh they realized the original couple

Realized that she was crazy and then she realized that they realized she was crazy so she just killed him H it’s just a show anyway I welcome to the first podcast too many shows too many shows lately have like just like murder as the resolve yeah I agree and it’s weird and

I I was actually talking to my therapist because sometimes I don’t know if any any OCD people out there get this sometimes with OCD you’ll have what feel like paranoid thoughts but they’re not paranoid thoughts they come from a strain of OCD where it just wants to get

A reaction out of you they’re like reactionary thoughts where it’s just like I have no reason to think this I don’t actually believe it that’s how you know it’s not a paranoid thought is cuz you don’t actually believe it however it’s a repetitive thought so it’s kind

Of like why do I keep thinking this and then it feeds off of getting that out of you anyway um I uh I I had to talk to my therapist today because I was like I think I told my assistant this so it’s like fine she’s not going to be surprised if she

Listens to this podcast which I don’t think she does but I was like I randomly my OCD brain has decided to tell me that my my um my assistant’s uh trying to poison me oh she’s not I don’t believe she is I don’t think she has any reason

To do this can I just say uhhuh she would never she wouldn’t do that why she has the tenacity she could she’s very nice hey and not crazy she do anything she puts her mind not I yeah totally but I don’t think she would want to do that

That’s all I’m saying she doesn’t seem like no she wouldn’t I know this I know this Maya’s telling the audience this she doesn’t give off going to poison you Vibes she’s actually very caring and she puts a lot she very hardworking and it’s very but it’s funny it’s a crazy like

Where did that come from why did why is that happening what did she say when you told her that were you like hey I’m afraid you’re going to poison me and she was like no I I told her the same way I told her the same way like I tell you

Like hey do you want to hear my crazy thought of the week yeah like I told her that I was like my OCD keeps telling me you’re going to poison me and she was like Lau that’s crazy oh okay she took it she was like Oh no you’re on to me

Yeah oh okay uh but I think I think my brain grabbed it from like movies cuz I swear every I just saw spoiler alert spoiler alert click off of this if you have not seen saltburn or if you care to see saltburn I haven’t seen it do you

Care to see it I don’t know you you you no did you say no I guess not I don’t know I’m probably not whatever tell me Well it’s not that crazy what I’m about to say it’s not that big of a spoiler but I just know people get really touchy and so I’m

Saying spoiler alert skip ahead I’m only going to take 30 seconds maybe a minute skip ahead just four minutes if you don’t want to hear this okay anyway in salurn someone murders other people okay s and it’s like it’s the whole movie and I SW I I I feel like I keep seeing

Movies like that that that’s like the thing where it’s just like oh instead of like real drama I’m just going to murder and I think my brain was like yeah that makes sense and it just happens yeah just like a normal thing interesting yeah yeah um okay well I don’t think

That your assistant’s going to poison you and I also don’t think that anyone’s going to murder anyone anytime soon no I don’t think so either but uh that like that’s why that’s why I know it is an OD an OCD thought not real paranoid thought cuz I genuinely do not believe she would

Ever poison me for the record only people with OCD will understand the difference there but it’s not fun they’re not fun thoughts to have because it’s like you’re just trying to live your normal life right um but yeah to the first podcast we’re an OCD podcast a little

Bit uh provide a short lesson or piece of advice or talk about a certain topic what oh that’s what it says yeah it’s giving us content ideas and then it gives us topic so so that is that is what we’ve learned about podcasts is that podcast should be a short lesson or

Piece of advice and then we talk about a certain topic you know who actually follows this to a te H also this is the most meta episode in the world to be dissecting podcasts um but pokem man pokem man on her new podcast she finds one topic and

Then talks about that one thing I don’t know how I don’t have the attention span myself but she talks about that one thing for an hour she has a great job at it and she’s very like Inc an yeah she’s very anecdotal an anecdotal with it too

Like instead of talking about like being in a like oh uh I was in a toxic relationship she like goes on like uh I’m saying this positively but I’m nervous people with a tangent I don’t that’s not bad right no um I don’t know I don’t know if people can flate with

Like rant where it’s like whatever no but she goes on like a a tangent about like the psychology or like you know not like psychology she’s not a psychologist but just like yeah I was in this toxic relationship and I was like addicted to it and you know how like you feel

Rejected by somebody but then when they pay attention to you it feels really good like she goes on like she deep dives into it and then like gives advice like if you’re ever in a relationship which like you and I don’t do that that we just tell our story and then laugh

About it and then move on 2 seconds later and it’s like maybe we should give more advice I don’t think we’re qualified I could give some advice what um I don’t know don’t flush your tampons oh don’t flush your tampons and don’t leave them in more than six

Hours yeah we’ve done it we’re just as good as Pokemon man yeah she’s number seven of all podcasts we can get there too would you think would you think um also don’t use cardboard tampons they hurt more than the plastic ones also if you don’t want to use a tampon you don’t

Have to you could use a pad or a liner if you’re pretty if you’re pretty chill about it or a diva cup or uh one of those Rings oh yeah I’ve never tried those they look fun or if you don’t have much to do that day you could

Just you could just sit on the toilet and wait it out yeah you could just free bed all over the place yeah that’s fine too whatever this is your world just do whatever you want is Our advice Our advice is live your best life sit in it ew just kidding this is non-judgmental

Podcast I’m sorry I said e they’re beautiful natural so we then need to give people an idea of what to expect from this podcast and a podcast structure uh we’re good at that well no we’re not we’re good at the release schedule it says podcast structure and release schedule it comes

Out every every Tuesday on patreon every Wednesday on YouTube yep that’s true we do that um what you can expect on this podcast uh is whatever comes up during the week whatever intrusive thoughts that we have whatever color PE that we have uh whatever 10-year-old relationship story that we have in our

Back pocket we are going to pull out and start swinging it around yeah and then will get insecure and say do you guys even like that do you guys even want me here this do you guys want us to go back to drinking wine sorry do you guys want us

To quit should we change the name should we Rebrand should we become um the fear and podcast no yuck um here are some of the random topics that it suggested for uh this is Pinterest Pinterest suggested that we do um if you won the lottery what would you

Do dude imagine someone someone gets this guide from Pinterest and this is their first episode they’re like topic of the day if I won the lottery oh my gosh that’s rough I would just I would just make alvas bigger you would do what it would make alvas bigger I would make the sanctuary

Bigger hire a bunch of people rescue a bunch of for those of you who don’t know I have a lot of tech issues today and so I have to read Maya’s lip sometimes so if I’ve come off as a deaf person and I keep saying you said what you said what

You said what it’s cuz my headphones literally aren’t working tragic I thought you said you would just make out with people cuz you said make alvas bigger and I just saw your mouth with make H and then that’s what I cut out was make and that’s funny no I don’t need money

For that I can do that now out what would you do I’d make out with people oh with all my money they wouldn’t be able to resist um that’s a good podcast topic actually I know I think that’s pretty good I like it no I like it I think it’s

Good and then the next one is your dream vacations I would I actually I’m going to Brazil oh look at that look at that segue I’m going to Brazil at the end of February I’m going to the Amazon rainforest because I saw a bunch of birds migrating in Texas in the summer

And they are on their way to the Amazon purple martins and so I’m following them to the Amazon to record some some YouTube videos in the Amazon does how long how long does it take them to get to the Amazon this whole time summer to February where do

They stop June to February I don’t know was Texas their main stop uh one of the them I think I don’t know if they have other I think they do have other Big Bruce but I don’t know it’ll be cool and I’m going to go see

The pink river dolphins and a bunch of bugs so I’m going to Vlog and make a bunch of YouTube videos that’s kind of my dream trip honestly what’s your I want to go to all the Disneylands how many are there there’s uh Paris and then uh Shanghai and then Tokyo and then Hong

Kong and la and then Florida and then La that’s all I think so let me triple check am I missing one that’s not bad you can do that well the problem is is a lot of them are in Asia yeah and planes and planes how many

Disney parks are there it says 12 it’s lying there’s no way oh but I think it’s counting like yeah no it’s Shanghai Shanghai Hong Kong Disney Paris Tokyo Disney Walt Disney World and then Disneyland yeah um dude there’s just so many in Asia there’s literally three of them in

Asia Tokyo Hong Kong and Shanghai I bet the Tokyo one’s sick I would like to see that yeah I would I would too but I have a plane problems and recently freaking I don’t like the internet but that plane recently that the door flew off what you didn’t see that I heard

That there was like a crash in like a Japanese Airline or crashed in Japan yeah that was a different one oh sorry yeah what happened with the door oh it wasn’t I guess it wasn’t the door it was the seat in front of the emergency exit just like a side of the

Plane just flew off did and they did they die did they fly out of the plane no cuz uh people that were supposed to sit in those seats happened if hiccups now happened to miss their flight so there was just no one in the seat so what they just do an emergency

Landing yeah wow yeah is that crazy nuts do you know what airline it was I feel like not Alaska really yeah whoa it was a boing it was a Boeing plane too they will never financially recover Alaska Airlines yeah that’s gnarly yeah it was gnarly that’s some

Bad rep for them yikes what’s crazy is like so far they’ve recovered two of the phones of people that it like flew out of the plane right um they recovered two people’s phones but they haven’t found like the piece of metal they found found two phones this

Big but they haven’t found the Big Slab of metal that’s you want to hear my my opinion aliens oh my gosh our producer linked a picture that is nuts dude yeah oh my God the person in the seat in front of the door that flew off that is not right

Wow and in the video in the video they’re all just like still in their seats could you imagine sitting in the row behind or in front of that seat just sitting next to it just waiting [ __ ] I would be out of my seat all the way in the back of the plane

Like sitting with someone like I would not be well I would be I would not be okay I guess like when people jump out of planes and maybe I guess they’re going much slower than commercial airlines those planes you know something that I thought about recently that I

Wonder if it would like cure me and maybe this is insane for me to say you’re not jumping there’s it’s not going to K no no no I’m not but what if I just flew as a carryon with like a parachute as my carryon cuz even though realistically if

A plane is going to crash am I realistically going to jump out of it probably not but like it would make me feel like I have the option then fine you can do that if you want I feel like parachutes aren’t that big I think it would like give me the

Control feeling back where I’d like feel some sort of sense of control like if the worst thing happens oh don’t worry I’ve got my parachute okay sure do that that’s fine I don’t know sounds ridiculous you don’t know how to use a parachute though you can’t just like hold

It you know it’s got to be like strapped on yeah okay yeah do it do they let you fly with parachutes cuz wouldn’t they think that you’re like maybe a terrorist or something I think why you bring a parachute on a plane like you go through security it

Goes through the X-ray they’re like what is she doing then you should probably just say I have a severe fear of flying and this makes me feel better like as a service animal I just put like a service animal sticker on my parachute my emotional support parachute please don’t take it away

Um we’ll finish this because this is the theme of the episode turns out that it’s like turns out I don’t believe that you should follow Pinterest for starting a podcast yeah uh our podcast would be pretty bad if we followed Pinterest advice if our topic of the day

Was if I won the lottery I don’t know how to talk about that for an hour no shot I would love to find a podcast that can I would love Poké man to take that I bet she could do it and talk about it for an hour I think she could too

Actually She’ll always be the better version of us she’s just better at it mhm yeah dream dinner party guest list do you hear could you imagine like Tana Mojo and Brooke just dream dinner party honestly they could probably do a good job with that if I’m being honest I think it would be

Funny wait so do we just suck Pro I think so because if they did that Tana would be like oh like I love post Malone and Drake he could come he’s cool and she would mean it and she knows them probably so that’s interesting like we’re not we don’t we don’t have

That well it’s your dream so you can dream it I don’t want Drake there post Malone seems cool though I would likee love T I would like Mike Will made it and DJ colid what that’s who I would want didn’t he say he refuses to eat out his

Wife oh yeah he did say that okay he can’t come he’s back out I’d want Mike Will made it preo of course of course jhb team of course um I want Joe Biden’s son the the Wackadoo one Hunter Biden he’s there okay uh I need a woman it’s [ __ ] up

That I’m on number five I still haven’t picked a woman um so I you you’re busy you would not fit in with this crowd please stop inserting yourself into my dinner party okay um I would like I was picking a prescription the other day and there was an old woman and

Her and I were chatting up a storm about her daughters both of her daughters are lawyers one of them is like uh something lawyer lawyer and clearly I was listening to her and something was another lawyer that woman can hold a conversation she’s coming to my party

Okay that’s solid that that’s it that’s my table all right um I want T pay I want the guy that hacked GTA I want that’s um uh Bindy Irwin because she seems cool I want um um I want jhb team oh copycat and I want um

Um Can does it have to be a person what does it have to be a person uh I suppose no I would like a goat there preferably Beetle oo that’d be fun my goat you know what it would be fun a a Mr Beast video but it’s in the darkest

Room in the world I don’t know if you’ve seen that it like has zero light in it the darkest room in the world you put 20 people in there and then Beetle and if you get touched by the goat you’re out that’s so funny but she actually

Headbutts people and so she’d be like throwing horns you just get destroyed be so scary imagine being in that room and just like hearing the clomping on the floor that’s a good video you should tell him that okay oh Mr Beast I don’t think you I don’t think

That’s how do you film in the darkest room in the world oh oh with a freaking like IR goggles like night vision yeah you see them I can’t see any goat cam on the goat though she can do she has a goat Pro but it’s night

Vision I don’t know but I’m sure you could put a night vision camera on her she’s got harness she walks around with the camera D she pick her next vitim Imagine imagine you get to insert uh like as a tradeoff for letting Mr Beast use Beetle you get to insert two minutes

Of educational content oh nice wouldn’t that be crazy in a Mr Beast video and then Mr Beast donates a million dollars to alvas if you had two minutes in a Mr Beast video for animal conservation education what what would be the most important thing that you would bring up in those two

Minutes that’s a hard Choice you got two minutes to freaking mold the minds of all the eight to 17year olds in America and other countries too probably eat less beef that would be your go-to yeah because it’s like a it’s a easy it’s something that everyone can do and it’s massive like the beef industry is massive

Environmentally and everyone eats beef so that would probably be it I’d probably just explain why that’s important but would you say it in a way I’d be like hey I’m vegan and you should be vegan too otherwise you’re a bad person that’s what I would say oh

Okay as long as you say it that way it’d be fine yeah no I do think one of the best I think one of the best ways that like I’ve learned to eat like less beef is just being told like you don’t have to stop but just less and it’s like oh

Okay right yeah for sure that’s the easiest way wonder how would articulate that to the to the kids like hey more chicken nuggets you don’t have to stop eating meat altogether just eat less beef better for the oh my gosh you’re a cow from Chick-fil-A you’re the Chick-fil-A cow

Eat more chicken is what that yeah that’s what they said yeah yeah that’s what I would say if you had two minutes in a Mr Beast video what would you say did you know that if your Amazon Prime account is linked with your Twitch account yeah I’d say do you know if your

Amazon Prime is linked to your Twitch account you could come use it on my twitch Channel right now if I had two minutes for Mr Beast dude I don’t have anything of purpose to say twitch Prime I would say twitch Prime baby I’m not articulate enough I I was

Having a bit of a mental breakdown because I was working on streamer Awards and nominations started to today which is the eth but for you guys I started a few a few days ago we’re in nomination phase and I was I had to write some of the descriptions and I was struggling CU

I just like couldn’t think of words that sounded good I talked to about that the other day I thought you were done I changed some of them oh I got my streamer rewards fit today oh sh oh wait you texted me are a fake friend you didn’t I texted a

Picture of it to her and she didn’t respond she hat I didn’t what what she didn’t respond you sent it to me and I didn’t respond um yeah uh oh my gosh there’s so many people people um that have messaged me uh let’s see let see if I can show

Y’all oh it’s so cute I like it isn’t that fun they’re like pants I just need to figure out how to accessorize can we show the the people at home I’ll shout on patreon drama what the heck okays fit you’ll see on the patreon we’re going to the patreon we’re talking

About streamer Awards we’re talking about the golden we’re talking [ __ ] about fear and I don’t think we’re actually talking about fand we’re just talking I’m gonna talk [ __ ] about fean on the patreon come hear what I think about Hanan yeah that’s right anyway we’re going to head over there I hope you guys

Enjoyed this episode it was very chill I’m my my I kind of have a headache I’ll be honest I like And subscribe thanks for watching subscribed bye goodbye I don’t feel like I put energy into the people that I hate no I don’t think you put actively do it either and

I don’t feel like put energy into into the people that I don’t forgive there are a lot of people that I don’t forgive uh and I never want to um God forbid I did that and they knew I did and they felt better