Caught the pizza maker lurking in the back #shorts
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All right pizza Review Time Montana Brothers I would have bet my life the bald guy was the owner pizza maker here we go how are you what’s going on how you doing all right me into a handshake good all right out from you know long is from New York straight out all right
Wait here uh but he wasn’t the other guy owned it 30 years he knew what you want well done this that I may well done fish you want it that way yeah I’ll be made all right all right there it is it’s a goodlooking pie this is not I wouldn’t
Say this is well done it’s well done but not well done oh this guys I see I see you he’s he’s trying to he’s stalk me from outside C him red-handed I’m not overly impressed with Long Island pizza for the most part there’s tons of pizza places but none of
Them have totally like grabbed me by the nuts and not let go this is the best pizza it’s pretty good what are you rate 78 okay that’s that’s decent yeah no that’s good there it is I give the score I gave it to her first 78 good Basic
Pizza but it it’s as good as I’ve had around here it’s very good 78

29 Comments
Agean pizza !!!!
Give that polo a 1.7 get rid of that, everyone knows it's trash
Mafia Front Everyone Knows the Rules Haha😅
One well done not "WELL DONE" bite, Dave still looking to get his nuts grabbed… Everybody knows the rules.
Looking slimmed down again there Dave, horizontal striped polo and all
Try Costco I promise it’ll be over a 9 Easily
What is a 10 pizza to Dave?
Done well, not well done
Long Island reppin!!
I gotta stop watching these, I order a pizza when I shouldn't at least every 5th or so review that I watch.
Dave’s scale has shifted, back in the day people would get mad cause they think 7.8 is too low but the scale was so brutal. Now people get mad cause they know a 7.8 is really like a 6.
Shiiit I love Long Island. Since the 80s things have changed. And you liked that spot in Garden City 😀. Shot out to LONG ISLAND
One bite; Everybody knows the rules.
Dave came out of that door like a rich single mom 😂
With a head that smooth, I'm quite sure he owns everything, including your reviews 😂
Man, this sadsack has resorted to pizza reviews? 😂😂😂
Being from long island i totally agree I think we got a ton of pretty solid football pizza.
How often do you have to pay for the pizza?
Dave you can't rate the pizza 🍕 your taste sucks 🤮 That's a 9 pizza 😉
If you go to whitefish Montana you need to do jersey boys pizzeria
That is a good looking pie.
“It’s a good, basic, piece of shit pizz-uh. For Long Island?! Are you kidding me? It’s a phenomenal score for a pizza well done, but not done well.” That was the review lol. Portnoy is the guy!
-Isaac
Portnoy is a clown
Long island pizza is elite foh dave
Dave’s system is so fucking stupid, if it’s a bigger slice, it’s a “football pie” which isn’t a fucking thing except inside his stupid head. He only likes tiny slices that are burnt and too crispy, the best pizza is not New Haven nonsense, that’s for amateurs and children. Can’t wait until he grows up and knows NY style is 10x better. Joe’s is great and that’s why I love Action Bronson, he knew. Also the frozen pizza from Colombia Inn in Jersey is the worst! So bad. It goes NY Style 1, 2 Romana (in Italy placed named Pizzeria Romana Al Taglio) 3) Detroit (2b), 4) Sicilian, 5) St Louis, 6) New Haven, 7) Chicago (it’s not even pizza tbh)
Definitely an 8.6 handshake 😅
Looked like a terrific undercarriage
This is some career of carved out going around tasting pizza Jesus Christ
Bald guy cost him an 8.2 … everybody knows the rules