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Let’s go wine very CL come here little fell I don’t know what happened it was so loud in my Ear it’s so I was so loudy my man I can’t I want to tell you a second I I’m just like you you are we’re both down here in the dirt mine just happens to be important you are fighting in traffic dirt is made in Italy and I am fighting

Charges of trafficking we’re so similar you’re working a 9 to-5 job and I I don’t like that that we started off with M I don’t like that we started off importing importing mud and trafficking I don’t know the start is not whining I don’t think what is happen to look at

That we’re both going through it so don’t hate me I’m not the problem it’s the ont not mad got look down yes that’s me and frankly I don’t blame him no no he’s learning listen it is the new let me pull you by your bootstraps what if I made you my

Know that’s some reference that you wouldn’t get can we have an anime Voice by internet historian he seems to be good in those in those special attack um special attack um voice lines you know what perhaps I shall make a series of videos that will give you

Some sort of clue about fancy things yes that’s what I’ll do something to give you just enough information to Bluff your way through a fancy dinner did you know that Dan Vinci painted the Mona Lisa somebody had to hold open the gates for The Barbarians no no not that guy so

Let’s do it let’s let’s look at where we looking at wine wine the Mountain Dew of upper Society with wine there is only one rule kill or be killed and if you want to survive the night here are six things you should know about wine what is it to you Muggles the world

On seem like a mystery P not no but us landlords we the pink Himalayan salt of the earth we know what they mean they are grape names look upon this grape vine it makes grape berries now there they look like grapes they look like grapes are many different species of grape Berry and

Whatever the berry species is will determine the type of wine M this is chardonay so it will make chardonay Merlo grapes they make Mero wine grape names are mostly French gross but for example in English P Noir means black pinez it kind of looks like a black pine

Cone if you squint have you ever want toos I want to I I I just every since I was a freaking baby okay every single time I’ve seen one I just want to bite on it I know it’s not it’s not bitable but just I don’t know why here’s some of

The other names you can pause it I’m busy wine grates are not like the kind those are table grap yeah since last year you can think of it kind of like the difference between cooking chocolate and regular chocolate you can eat them but they’re overly sugary and kind

Of full of seeds and just I’m sorry for pausing but I have to say this do not be like me okay hear me out I’m going to sh you a life story now that he said chocolate for cooking and chocolate for eating do not ever ever listen to anyone that tells you

Okay hear me out anyone that tells you that you should only eat chocolate the healthy one that is 100% Coco do not do not this [ __ ] tastes like battery acid soaked dust okay it will stick to your throat and it will start getting bitter and bitter and

More bitter and it will not go down you will choke on it until it goes down and it doesn’t go down okay it will stay there it’s so dehydrated it will even your your own spit is not going to hydrate it it’s going to stick in your

Walls of your throat and you’re going to taste the bitterness until you suffer okay do not do it do not do it I did it because I thought you know I thought it’s more healthy because milk chocolate doesn’t have any nutrients so if you take that

If you take that very clean one it’s very healthy no it’s like Bing into freaking dust if you picked up your own Freaking Grandpa’s hashes and tasted them okay this is how it okay no no but it’s so ashy it I haven’t done this I haven’t done this it’s so ashy it’s so ashy it just hurts it just hurts it just hurts don’t do it okay now moving on moving on no man

It was a joke moving on let’s go let’s freaking go do not do this guys you don’t deserve this you don’t deserve this kind of punishment but if you have any enemies any people that have bullied you or something and you still have like any connection just send them a care package

Of pure 100% cocoa chocolate but put it in a fancy box that will say the best chocolate in the world you know in a golden put it in a golden packaging people fall for anything golden put it in a fake golden like Carton and send it to them even one bite

Even the first bite that they will take they will not going to take any more bites but that one bite that the one that I had it’s going to live for them it’s going to live with them forever now you know now you know someone told you to eat healthy

100% you proceed to take a bite out the white chocolate and then you was the yeah I have experience with this because I was the one that took that chocolate because I thought it was healthy I’m never doing it again it’s not as nice to snack on so the grape

Type is the main word on the bottle but sometimes there are other words as well as well for example this Bogi what the hell is a chais it’s all regions if you read that word in Greek it means it means aenis hellow me to explain through the medium of Song There’s keen and ponet also there b don’t forget sh Bordeaux fromal this one’s from Italy this one from from France this one from France this one’s from France this this they’re all from France where look the general rule is if you see a turb you it’s probably just the

French or the Italians being about their particular region all right let’s move on to price come on I know a place no don’t don’t show me the price I can tell by the name on the sign lick don’t embarrass me I didn’t bring my ID fiddle TD look at all these

Bottles so many options mhm o a cheeky $200 bottle and here oh a $20 bottle now I bet this $200 bottle tastes way better right like it’s got to be 10 times better than this one that’s just basic math go on though you choose one oh

No well was supposed to be a trick question but uh they both taste pretty similar right there’s not some threshold that you get to where it gets more expensive and then it tastes better and then more expensive again and it tastes even better until it gets so expensive

So incred it’s like nothing ever had before break through the condition a this is just old grape juice now if you’re a little by curious about more exp sure that that that was this cannot be worth I mean mine cannot be worse than than that right right no gold letters Grace the

Label and engraved by gold smith it’s Chad it’s your wine descri The Taste how did become my WI what did you do H realistically after about $60 the flavor doesn’t get much better in fact it plateaus out and it can even go down the best quality to price ratio is all the

Way over here much lower about 20 bucks that’s how much you should spend on a bottle of wine now okay some people will say that I’m putting my heart and soul into this thing I’m making an art a form of art uhhuh how much is that is that

Worth how much is Art worth uh about 20 bucks ah but what about the vent well look at this a couple of cromulent slender necks the same price as well but this one I had an ant made what I had an aunt named that oh my God it’s my aunt

What is he doing there auntie auntie one is from 2019 and this one is from 2022 well surely the older one is the better one right no oh many people think that wine aging goes like this and the flavor just keeps getting better over time the wine at the store has already

Been aged at the winery I don’t need to be more aged by sitting on this shelf just collecting dust or spending years at the back of your pantry at home if I’m for sale I’m ready to be consumed I’m ready to have your hot lips wrapped

Around me in fact the general rule goes a corked bottle should be drunk within 5 years and a capped bottle within one year come come there’s more let’s pretend I am a waiter at my mother keeps wines from freaking three Christmases ago isn’t it good isn’t it still it

Oh um you happen to be wearing a shirt and so I have mistaken you as a paying customer as a waiter the first thing I will press you about will be food pairings white wine with fish a Mero with pork well kid I’m going to have to pair this truth nugget with something

You don’t want to hear the food pairing doesn’t really matter compl the guest it’s cuisine it’s food astrology pay no attention to the sili in the comment section they are bullshitting to upsell uh get the more expensive one it goes better with the spaghetti or they are a

Pisces and you shouldn’t trust their opinion anyway something else to expect at a restaurant expect to get ripped off by the mark most restaurants add a 2 to 300% markup on their wine and the cheaper the bottle the higher the proportional markup tends to be so a $20

Bottle will turn into an $80 bottle but a $100 bottle may only rise to $150 most people get the second cheapest bottle on the menu regardless of the pairing and that will do just fine oh no that’s it they don’t want to hear at least you want to leave me they don’t

Want to hear about my pairings that’s why now I know okay I mean I already knew that but I already told you right that when I go to a restaurant I always drink dessert wine I cannot drink any other wine it has to be dessert wine it has to

Be so sweet it’s basically sugar I cannot drink any other wine I only drink that type of wine so every single time a wi or wites asks me what I want to like a drink with with with the food I will tell them give me that and they will

Look at me and tell me you know this is a dessert wine right yes I no I want that usually this food comes with that wine with that wine uh it’s it’s better to take those are you sure you want the dessert wine it’s for dessert you drink it alone and I’m

Like yep I want that one I want that one I want that one give it to me give it to me n yeah she gave it to me they did give me side eyes they thought I would they thought I was not going to drink it they thought like they

Will looked at they I bet you because when she went back she talked like the barman and stuff like that and they both looked at me I bet you they thought they thought that was crazy but I did drink it it’s the only thing I can drink I

Cannot drink any other wine the pings work but only when you done stupid good degree usually just choose whatever it Cho your best yeah I will have the fairy lemonade please waitress yes it’s like down one time I we go to a bar okay my friends don’t mind they they

Like okay number one she tells them yeah I want just any just D wine okay yes the other one goes yeah I want Rosé yep everything good the other one says I want try yeah all good my turn and everyone is picking wine you know I cannot be drinking juice because this is

Me everywhere I go I drink juice juice or hot chocolate that’s all okay no coffee no alcohol so everyone was taking everyone was taking wine and I was like okay I’m going to take wine tea you know I’m not going to be the one drinking

Juice and I told them I told the wi I want your sweetest sweetest wine and he tells me take the Rosé take the rosé wine I’m telling him are you sure it’s sweet yes it’s a sweet wine rosé wine is sweet I’m like why don’t I believe him he wasn’t

Saying it with his chest you know he wasn’t saying it with balls he was saying it yeah the Ros that was say and I’m like okay I don’t think it’s going to work but are you sure yeah yeah it is it is sweet this what brings to me and

That [ __ ] was freaking dry it was dry it was not good and I couldn’t I couldn’t drink it but I didn’t want to say anything I didn’t say anything so I just paid for it and uh and left without drinking I didn’t want to say anything

Yeah so I was just looking I was just staring at everyone everyone was ringing the wine I was like stare stare that’s sad that guy wouldn’t send sell the bottle of Rosé yeah because maybe he probably just opened it for my friend and then he just wanted to get it over with

Fun fact grapes just you can buy is a pretty decent invention grapes just has a attendance into FS to turn into wine by itself um well let me try to show you let me try to show you because I will try to show you which is the one that I get if I

Get uh um it’s not bad let me let me let me find if I can find the the specific one I don’t know how to explain the words of of the name so this is this is one of them okay this one this one basically what that means the word like of this

Wine is yeah what the vand one the it’s the translation from Greek to Eng English is sundried like it’s like sundried grapes which basically means raisins it’s like raisin wine you know it’s very very sweet and not very um I don’t know not very dry it’s very nice I love that one

It’s it’s very tasty very tasty not saying anything not drinking the one and giving him stink I hell no I can’t even you know I just pretended that I was drinking and every time he was passing by and the thing is he did ask me he did

Ask me he’s like is your wine okay with the the right J I’m like yeah it’s amazing I didn’t know what to say sun tried stuff we forgot outside while collecting our stuff and now we have to sell not waste them let’s go oh actually you know what I got a

[ __ ] tip for you mate add time oh I bet you’re wondering how I got this Cog in my knee yeah we were thinking about that right that’s because I became the face of incog the service that helps you be forgotten on the internet I used to

Be a humble florist one day we received a shipment of forget me nuts but inexplicably I fell in a bunch of them I forgot everything that day my address my web browsing habits where I worked what my child’s face looked like I was supposed to pick him up from daycare so

That was kind of embarrassing I just picked one of the kids that kind of looks like me we close enough have you ever signed up for some dodgy website have you ever dodged up for a legitimate website and they sell all your details onto a dodgy website that’s where I come

In incog man and a boy they’re a daugh out there data collectors creating big servers all around the world they take your name your address and your IP and together they make they take your money they take your wives they take your girls forever I am here to send them annoying legal

Notices to tell them to off take Steve off your database European law this American law that go to incog dcom intern St to get 60% off an annual plan the Cog signal what wi girl that’s what I mean see that’s why you’re asking that question what wife and girls because they’ve already taken

That incog if you don’t want to lose them and forget about them makes sense man makes sense I swoop into the data centers legal NES tangle up their processes with admin who are you who are you I don’t know oh wait a minute inonog go to inc.com ah incog man remember me yes

No he’s the kid that’s a good deal add over welcome to the wine underground we have our meetings here cuz it stays at a very pleasant temperature you know wi Masons we control everything we are few but many that doesn’t make sense look at the back

Of this bottle see the no fat chicks logo we put that there it is the symbol of our organization we have a dirty finger in every glass of government and Corporation stuff if you cross us whoops perhaps you’ll have a little accident last year little upstart tried to make

Wine actually tastes good you know like how grape soda does no freaking way man cut him up so good he had to get stitches we c one reporter tried to dig around into our operation we all know how that one ended is this how wine is made so wine is basically fet

Juice that’s why it tastes so good I’m sorry I’m I’m sorry I’m I’m sorry I’m sorry with an air strike all right my little juice box I’m going to let you in on a secret why is champagne called champagne well I’ll tell you oop it All Began in

1668 in the Abbey of St Peter in Northeast France there’s something spooky going on it’s springtime and in the cellar where they keep all the wine bottles would suddenly unexpectedly yes explode now this com morning all that’s a bad Omen sometimes the explosions would cause little chain reactions and bottle after bottle would

Break down the line is it because of the F fertilization f for for the lights for no wait that’s the wrong answer that that’s the that’s the wrong thing uh um um uh uh the what is it the fertiliz you know no that’s for that’s for that’s for people to get freaking Pregant my brain fermentation yes yeah not the pregnant one ruining the majority of the crop The Peasants were frightened and also parched sacr blue lay wine what is happening the monks would refer to this as the devil’s wine Le wine is cursed this is mineard he must be anger at us

Get fertiliz F in walks Dawn perin he is just the man for the job a Benedictine monk at the Abbey he’s got a new role the Cell Master and it’s his mission to find out what the hell is going on here so don starts looking at all the bottles

And what he figures out pretty quickly is that the wine itself is releasing gas the gas builds up pressure and boom why that is happening he doesn’t know but it’s his job to stop it so he gets to work trying all sorts of things to stop his mortal enemy he’s he the

Bubbles in the first year he tried insisting that only the youngest gra to be picked perhaps this will stop your bubbles oh this is how he talks okay the next year he changed up how the grapes were pressed push harder we’ll squeeze out the bubbles son of a [ __ ]

He tried picking the grapes very early in the morning and no other time that’s crazy and on and on the why would you pick the grapes in the very early morning like in his head I want to know I want to in his head what he what did he think was going to

Happen I mean okay in his head he thought that they would make the grape not have gas but why why when he said did you think that the early morning it’s it’s not going to release the gas so the bubble sleep obviously you’re right they were very sleepy so Les bubbles

Clearly wait you’re actually right so they were kidnapping him he was kidnapping them huh what they were kidnapping him he was kidnapping them in their sleep crazy bubbles would win the battle every year for eight long years he tried all sorts of different things and no strategy worked no no Z

Bubbles eventually he was at the point almost giving up until one day hey what if the wine is still fermenting so he takes a couple of the bottles and he opens them huh the wine was two we ferment the wine once it’s done it goes into the bottle how does it then start

Fermenting again how is that possible and here the mystery was solved so it turns out in North France they have very fast changing seasons and owing to that the yeast doesn’t actually get time to do its job instead it would get cold very quickly in the winter and all the

Yeast dormant then the wine makers would go oh brilliant fermentation slowed down it must be done they would then bottle it and they would store it but once summer came back around the process would spring back to life and carbon dioxide would build up and boom okay he thinks I cannot change

The climate perhaps I shall not win the war against the bubbles now the bubbles are his enemy and no this video has made me want to pee again the English therefore for the enemy of his enemy or something anyway he starts talking to the English what is it you can’t how do

You your exploding and the British go you want my core we peep at how thin the bloody glass be in it thin glass is the problem is this a dude who played um okay I’m getting distracted I’m sorry thank you for using this test to speech preview for a paid version not forget

The reason create a newed bottles with much thicker glass then they put a cork in the top and it allows them to make very okay I will go PE I will go pey because all these Bubbles and all those Waters maybe I have to flash out the

Mold that I drank before you know maybe this is what will save me don’t worry about me Chad wait for me okay wait for me wait for me and not P if anyone is Ping with me right now get up and go to pee be right

Back I’m back I don’t know if you if you notice by me moving and also speaking but I am back hi YouTube hello let’s go I’m empty like this botle and I will not explode because there is no more bubbles forming let’s go Foy beer that’s right

He could just use thicker Bubbles and won’t have to worry about stopping the Bubbles at all so Dom goes running back to France he’s panting he’s sweating and there’s bits of bre on his shirt he’s going bitter bottles bitter bottles everyone’s confused and terrified but they give it

A shot and there it was the people of France loved it I I love this new style even the French Royals were enjoying new wine T he even started adding extra yeast and sugar to really get the bubbles going and so Dom panon had created what we call today champagne now

There’s a 19th century marketing campaign that says the moment he un champag for the first time he tried it and said come quickly come quickly I am tasting the stars but that’s actually a myth he never really said that but there’s still a problem and this one Dom

Cannot fix the pulp if you bottle wine while it’s still fermenting so that you can keep the bubbles in you’re also trapping in a bunch of dead yeast and debris and gross particles too it’s fine it’s going to be that B it’s all cloudy no no we want it clear we want it

Crystall looking how will we ever solve this problem Dom dies oh um it’s uh how did he die though did he die from tasting all those wines uh from if they were were bad the bubbles had the last laugh oh no the grapes took him out no goodbye D you

Tried you know you tried he exploded goodbye D 1805 inws Madame Cleo she’s just the man for the job I’m also French I have come to remove all Z little beats I will clench my teeth together and go p p back into the bottle now Madame Cleo

Was a very shrewd lady her husband died when she was in her early 20s my husband is dead L and part of the estate she was Beed included a winery she immediately did she did she just use she you know what maybe we do it too

Maybe when you get have guests like in your family or like family like table or if you’re outside you should tell them you know what maybe all wait is and we just do that the same you take the one you put it in your mouth and you and you

How do you do you say you strain it you know you strain it for the other person to be able this is why our wines were clear in all those restaurants this is why because someone took that time and strain it with their mouths that’s amazing that’s amazing

People pay for streamers doing that this day is with the wine the wine the wine holy crap M yeah the m m rinks let’s go W holy C is Wong driving by today wait a second who come with that freaking Giga shot flying by a thousand Bitties thank you so much for the

Freaking thousand Bitties again thank you holy thank you so much Wukong thank you thank you the freaking gig drive by the bullets the thickness yeah yeah yeah only the highest pay customers get the spit wine yeah that’s me that’s me that’s me that’s me you guys are my

Favorite people oh thank you so much you are our favorite too yeah everyone is our favorite oh no I feel like that you know if you ask someone am I your favorite yeah and then someone else asked am I your favorite yeah and no it’s real everyone everyone’s a favorite you

Know thank you so much welome okay I’m make I’m making it worse I’m making it worse to work making it into a successful business I shall invent a process called guys look look Wine Guys wine look you put these bottles on a rack at a 35° angle with the top facing

Down every 2 days she would give the bottle a little shake and slightly increase the ankle after 8 to 10 weeks all of the sediment would come to rest in the neck of the bottle right quick tangent did you know that when you increase the salt concentration in water

You can drop its temperature down much lower without it freezing M tangent over so she takes this Subzero salt water and dips the neck of the bottle in there then lets it set until the neck freezes now you have a sort of Frozen cork filled with all of the gross pulp and

Then you simply pop off the top and the whole thing goes shooting out as a fun prank for your friends and family then they add in a little more extra bed wine and sugar the gunk explodes them and with that clicker has just created a clear sparkling wine and that is r

And Madame Cleo is R so donon and Madame Cleo are both credited as The Godfather and godmother of champagne today the D and cleck brands are owned by lvmh the same parent company that owns Louis Vuitton tagu Tiffany and Co Hennessy owny brand but I don’t think so why is it called

Champag well that’s it from I know that one teacher pick me pick me pick me pick me I know that one pick me pick me pick me okay uh um uh um uh uh it was made by chimpanzees did I get it did I get it huh

Huh thank you thank you thank you Champagne region you dummy and anything else thank you just sparkling wine oh oh it was no oh oh it’s you surely this is where the are just looking out over the sunset you know how it is it’s it’s thinking about

Stuff that happened in the past I remember it all too well it was literally 1984 I was walking home with my parents from the Opera come on keep up we’re nearly there okay hey let’s take a little shortcut they said we can cut through here we were walking down a well

Lit alleway it was nothing but quaint restaurants and beastro oh no then suddenly a man holding a bottle ofz came out of nowhere just a we’re going to see Martha die for the 10th time no I was terrified I knew nothing about wine go on he said my hands were shaking

Knees weak arms heavy complex rumor wouldn’t you say very good tenants oh really yep he saved that’s cursed okay it’s not that bad but I I was looking at it and I’m like something is different some it’s &m something is different what is it he has no beard it’s

Gone I don’t know it was when he was a baby died from the no it is on the spot he’s a baby I’m sorry so he’s s it’s Batman CRA I didn’t know it’s too late for me so was Batman and happened to you really that’s why we have to learn about

How to serve wine so you bought a bottle of wine Way Family how successful and sophisticated you are did you know that D Vinci painted the Mona Lisa so let’s go through how to serve the big three white red and champagne let’s say you’ve bought champagne M that bottle goes in the fridge champagne is served cold always to open peel off the FL do aim it at your face wait wait wait wait a second when we had the first year celebration the champagne was not cold it was room temperature I had to put in the fridge I

Don’t know it was it didn’t taste good anyway then Twist Off the metal thing if you want people to think you’re fancy use the proper word muset mus it helps to contain the again don’t aim this thing at your face it’s really worth repeating the PSI inside a champagne

Bottle is 70 to 90 that puts it in the same league as a nail gun it is so the core comes out about 50 mph and if you’re in a house you want to hold on to it very firmly with your hand if you’re Bezos or you just won the Grand Prix

Fling it over some ladies but if you want to be really it’s okay when you were un cultured hello I’m very much cultured I’m very much space I stop it should be on nice true okay if because at works one time this happened there was a person he was he wanted to like

Open it was sparkling wine for his wife but it was one of those sparkling wines that have the plastic plug the plastic freaking butt plug on top of it you know the plastic plug this thing because I think it’s a cheaper ones it’s cheaper ones first of

All he aimed it at his wife good thing is this thing exploded to the other side of the thing right the other side of his wife but the the ones with the plastic plugs that doesn’t have like the not the wooden the one that looks like a sponge because they’re cheap I guess

They’re cheaper ones they have so much pressure inside more than a normal freaking champagne the C yeah so you know what happened as soon as he removed the metal thing that is holding outside this thing popped he didn’t touch it like he didn’t touch the plastic how you do it with your hands

Like how you do it with your like thumb and take it out like push the CK and it goes out as soon as he untwisted the middle part that plastic thing came flying just instantly instantly instant it was so much pressure that’s crazy I don’t know if it’s different because they’re more

Cheap I guess or I don’t know I it’s it’s holy crap yeah but the middle thing if you take out the middle thing it doesn’t pop usually no does it pop instantly as as soon as you take the metal thing out or do you have to push it like a bit with your

Finger how does I I thought you have to like push it a bit it can happen with any bottle holy CP it’s so scary it was so scary holy freaking death by death by champagne fancy you can use a sword for think this has been a tradition for for

A couple hundred years popularized by Napoleon after each Victory the Army would use their Sabers to crack One open for the boys but the sword’s just ceremonial you can use pretty much any blunt object to knock off the top a phone see that one is not it doesn’t

Have the it doesn’t have the if it’s cold shouldn’t over too much but you might want to have someone on the side with a ready glass the glass type should either be a tulip or a flute if you PL you may notice that they Pap paper cup

Up until the mid 1900s people used CPS warm champagne in paper cup that’s how it was of effervescence wasn’t very cool so these cups helped actually dispel the bubbles faster oh in fact sometimes they’ even use a small whisk or a fork to dissipate all the bubbles oh now

There’s actually an old myth that the shape and size of the coupe was molded from one of Marie Antoinette’s booos so we’ve been drinking we’ve been drinking for from am mold amold I don’t know how it’s called um a we’ve been drinking from I’m molded freaking U glass

Mhm that’s why it makes a difference you know you cannot take the peep class the other ones they look like they were molded from a peee okay this one was molded from BBA Mar and is BBA that’s why it makes a difference that’s why this is better you know honestly vtubers

And any female streamer you know they make they make their own different type of types of M they should honestly just start making H wine wine glass boo boa glasses you know whoever does those type of things yeah idea merge idea from Mar anet hello it was made when was she alive

1980 see in 1980 Mar antoanet made this why can’t we do it now she paved the way you know anyway flute glasses yeah exactly exactly was your plastic cap a boba shaped yes it was yes it was but it’s probably not true it’s not oh come on eventually bubbles became a fancy so

The was they can be made from glass but preferably they’re made from Crystal so that they Shimmer as much as possible and the best flute could also feature a small rough right there at the center of the glass at the bottom to create a sort of tornado of bubbles anyway as you pour

Tilt sideways so it is an all head and don’t pour more than 2/3 full done white wine white wine is best served chilled too 10 to 15° though not fridge cold oh use a small glass bowl and and pour to about half full and when you drink do a

Little sniff test and you know aate it a bit then’ hold it down low on the stem so your hands the liquid if it’s not to your taste cut it with 50% Sprite and add a few have you not seen that tutorial of for how to wine taste where

You just throw it on the wall red wine is not chilled it is served at a room temperature when you first open it you’re supposed to let it sit for a while to oxidize oh W that gives it more flavor although if you don’t want wait

You can just pour it into a decanter that does what is all of this to drink from we want a big bowl on a stick so you get a full face of the Aromas of the great blood when you pour the thing fill it about 13 for that’s pretty much it

However when it comes to Wine bro my uncle just puts fills the whole thing all the way up it’s not supposed to be like that snobbery red wine snobbery is at the top of the maslo hierarchy crushed White Rock it’s almost like a rock quy oh my

God shut up how was that and there’s a taste testing thing that people do and they all go a bit mental and it’s kind of gross and it looks dumb but if you think you’re ready ready for the alphabet test ready to take the one chip challenge of

Enology then here’s how you do it when the waiter comes over insist on taking a Teensy sample inspect for color Clarity and legs legs refers to how viscous the wine is smell it smells like a red one swirl it around okay listen next time there’s a Greek family gathering I’m doing this I’m

Doing this and I’m going to wait for everyone to start looking at me weird honestly I’m doing this canister just hi come here kister hi welcome thank you so much for the freaking five gift AB boies holy gig thank you thank you so much for gifting five gift habes to

Everyone that was gifted thank you so much thank you thank you and now you’re going to get get a wine testing okay let me see let me see it let me see it you have to iated you have to put it in your mouth and then and then up okay good wine good

Wine okay I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I thank you uh uh um yeah uh about I don’t know I don’t know it’s I thought it was fitting with the wine t tasting I’m sorry I if I disappointed you I’m sorry you know I this what you have to expect from

Me okay it’s a mold honestly I don’t know if I’m making it worse right now but I drank molded Lemonade by accident like an hour ago so it might have it might he might have been like affecting my brain I’m going to I’m going to say that thank

You uh thank you so much on the table making a loud scratching noise so that everyone knows swirling the wine glass is almost like turning up the volume on the stereo so when you taste it you’re supposed to get it over every part of your mouth

This is what I did so when you brush your teeth later it’s awful then take bigs of air this is where you comment on the texture and taste complex notes you yell across the room now this is the best part you can just make [ __ ] up about vanilla smatterings or citrusy undercurrents I

Swear there’s a hint of blueberry it’s one of those things that’s kind of true but subjective enough that no one can really refute you so make a big show of it there is a little bit of an I I I I forgot all a little meat a little bit is

It going to be a test later because I for definitely hints here of monster Ultra sugarfree if this is a taste test and you’re sampling dozens of wines you want to spit out the sample into this gross bucket so you don’t get too drunk do not ask the wait you can drink from

The bucket it’s the waiter’s privilege and he’s very protective of it and that is how to serve wine okay that’s a lot of [ __ ] on wine people and we shouldn’t get bullied but let me do a quick 18 180 because overall not the fre wine is

Good and a little wine snobbery can be good also okay being into wine is one of the great dad Hobbies one day you will have a model train set in your basement complete with a little walking path in the grass just right wait a second it’s not only about the dad’s hobes wa

Surely though has been a woman in my family that uh or um yeah okay part about this hobby is building the thing getting it just perfect and then making people sit there while you explain the little trains in excruciating detail of how they were I

Guess as I hope I hope now fun of Warhammer that’s when you save up for theace Marine man you take him out of the packet you put on a podcast with some Warhammer in the background um of all the prim marks Horus is the best kisser and you slowly paint it yourself

And then you argue with your mates later about why the necro files are the best race I don’t know spin like thousands coffee machines going to lie and it Tak like an hour to make a coffee and it’s like only 5% better maybe than the ones

You get to the cafe now I could be Mr kildy and come in and go what’s the point of that why not just buy it from the cafe why not just get a prepainted Space Marine why not have someone else just install the train set but then there’s no ceremony there’s no fun

There’s no hobby wine is very similar they’re getting a little bit too obsessive about the thing and being like some lemon lemon zest as well lemon pith super Tangy is what is lemon pith does she have a lisp is it piss what is that yes huh okay okay what the hell

Man what if I took one of those um 40K like you know the Miniatures where you paint them and we made it little pink is that is that blasphemy to the game I hope not look it it looks like it would be kind of cute you know the purpose of wine it’s the

Fun of wine which is why wine better I ate those I atat lemons by the way and you Lem loser snobs I like lemons know what you’re all right it’s over and that’s about it not over there’s just one last thing left the Practical come on my little nvo be

I’m I booked out a whole rest restaurant they serve some of the best blue whale Kev are here wait we’re still not you did it you set through the whole video without crying I think this calls for a toast yeah okay be careful of my head okay be careful

Uhoh I can’t believe you killed again but it’s okay I feel like we’re becoming close friends who can keep secrets and stuff and because we’re such close friends I’m going to keep teaching you things that’s right you’re going to be just like me I just cannot tell which of this is

Blood and wood wine by the way this is the second video If you haven’t seen the first one which is on fancy at theater go look at it over here oh but there’s also fancy the Arts on Incognito that’s already live in on it way do not forget story mode do not forget

Incog do not for I’m gone oh no oh no I died it’s over it was over for me from the start the mle didn’t take take me out the freaking P edging didn’t take me out the champagne took me out it was over for me man it was over

For me bro from the start I wasn’t going to survive this you know I knew it though but I died as so you I tried my wine I spit it out I did it for the people I used my boa as a cap to make that to make a cap I mean um

Yeah that’s all that’s all that’s all just just so you know I did it for you you guys just so you know did you know that is very bad like to not be subscribed to me yeah now you know I see it I see it over there it’s that small button press

The button press the button press it press it anyways byebye