Aeeehh Im Drinking Here Show

Inspired by something Tex of the BPL said during the 2023 Christmas Dump.

[Applause] this broadcast is brought to you by the periphery Telecom Entertainment Group floating somewhere nearby your neck of the Woods all right now welcome back to the show I’m Joey G and you’re watching hey I’m drinking here so this next drink we got lined up is from the old world and the old country of Italy hey yeah that’s what I’m talking about so uh we got this

It’s called the oldie Italiano that’s a nice name that just rings so nicely listen to that oldie Italiano all right so anyways so apparently this was made in the early 1900s by a bunch of sailors you know them Sailors they like to go out there

And go from port to port to port and drink up everything well they had to come up with something a little bit more uh interesting and I think that this uh this is going to be one of those uh rare Little finds cuz this was lost in time

It was recently found and we got it back but uh it was lost due to all those Wars that they had back in the days you know what was it uh the first world war the second world war or some all the folks called it the Great War but hey you know

I mean we’ve had some better Wars than that but I’m just saying anyways so back over here in Genoa we’re going to be looking at this we’re going to be trying out this drink let’s see what we can make all right so the first thing we’re

Going to want to do is we’re going to want to first get a long stem glass like this one here and uh then we’re going to want to get some ice cubes as the instructions say so there you go then uh you want to get some authentic wine but

Over here in janova we’re going to have to use what we got what I’m not saying it’s anything bad it is coming from uh you know Italy and such I mean from the old country and the release the uh roots are no pun intended you know so we

Transported over here we’ve been growing uh authentic Italian wine over here in janova for quite some time you know I’m just saying anyways it says uh next thing we need is a hammer not a mallet and that we ought to know the difference and that’s true Tony you ought to know

The difference between a hammer and a palet I don’t want to repeat myself apparently these guys had to they had to write it down all right some muks over there they don’t know what the difference between a hammer and a m but I digress next thing we need we need a

Bottle of Coca-Cola I don’t know why but it says we need a bottle of Coca-Cola okay now as the instructions say we need to go ahead and take a uh measuring cup and f that up to about a whole cup and then we put it into the glass

Glass okay and it says uh top it off with a bottle of Coca-Cola uh-huh I don’t know what the ice cubes are supposed to come into or why uh there’s a hammer but uh okay so whatever we’re going to be moving on with this and uh we’re going to give it a little

Taste you know what that’s not actually not how bad that’s actually not half bad yeah I mean I expect it to taste like dog [ __ ] you know be honest I expected be like you know horrendous but that’s actually not half bad all right well uh there you go uh the old Italiano n