Hasanabi visits Italy for the First Time

Hasanabi visits Italy for the First Time

Hasanabi (AKA Hasan Piker) is an American Twitch streamer and political commentator. He is known for covering the news and discussing politics from a left-wing perspective. He also plays a variety of video games, reacts to funny videos and occasionally checks out memes made by the community.

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But yeah we we arrive in Fen okay and it’s very um it’s very chill first of all you get out of the airport it’s a tiny ass airport which is awesome I love small airports you get out of the airport and immediately there’s just a train which is so sick there’s just a

Straight up train right there they’re like hey you want to get on the train of course we didn’t take it cuz I had a [ __ ] ton of equipment with me um and we had no idea where the were going to figure out where the hotel is and stuff

So I call it Uber classic classic Hassan move Calla Uber apparently there’s not a lot of Ubers in fenz it’s only like these massive Mercedes Vans and this lady is like this lady’s just like sitting in the spot for like it says 8 minutes out and we’re like okay and then

8 minutes go by and I’m like okay it’s still 8 minutes out going on and I’m just waiting like okay still 8 minutes out another 8 minutes passes we text her like what’s going on happening she texts me back come coming soon and I was just

Like what do you mean coming soon like is this a movie like where are you she said coming soon yo it’s been like 25 minutes I’m waiting on this Uber and she’s like coming soon I was like all right this place is ridiculous a ridiculous country okay fun fact taxi

Lobby basically killed Uber in Italy yeah everybody says that Uber doesn’t work here like they act like if you ask Italians like if they have Uber here they say no there is no Uber yes taxi Lobby kill Uber in most of you countries anyway so then the finally shows oh I

Cancel and then I call it again but because there’s like eight Ubers in the entire goddamn uh country not country in entire goddamn City it’s the same woman again so then this time we wait another 8 minutes she finally shows up and I’m like all right it’s not so bad you know

Please don’t call him wondering why you know it’s not so bad we’re here right we made it so we get in we get into Uber uh we get to the we get to the hotel the hotel this is the tiniest hotel room on the planet I’ll just tell you guys let me

Tell you something I think this is like a former women’s prison or something my mom chose it and I told my mom I was like Mom you know it’s like this is your thing you love Florence you love Rome you love Italy you love art please get

Us a please get us a hotel room that’s like very nice so I can stream out of it right and um you know money is No Object right so my mom took that and instead of getting us like a fancy hotel she got us a hotel that she wants

Which is of course right in the middle of action so we’re in smack dab in the middle of like we’re next to the Dome okay we are literally on top of the mother Dome she like picked the best location and of course if you’re on top

Of the Dome one it’s going to be a it’s it’s basically like super tight there’s a lot of uh there’s shortage for rooms here the D see see Theo stream with a window view please no you can’t because the buildings are tiny and I’m looking at a

Courtyard so I can show you like the outside I can try and show you what the [ __ ] going on out here hold on I’m going to I’m going to do that in a sec hold on I’m going to show you that’s my that’s outside for me yeah I’m looking

Directly at a wall an Italian wall a wall with a light right next to it let’s start here okay I didn’t bring a lot of clothes because I thought I’m going to Italy that’s like where you get clothes right turns out I was wrong Nothing fits

Me so like I made I up this is the only jacket that I brought cuz it was like the first one that I grabbed out of the closet okay so now I look like an [ __ ] then we went to we went to a bunch of churches and stuff a bunch of

Chapel and Michelangelo 100% in the muscle mommies probably gay as hell tell okay like I’ve never seen such yolked women look at this I mean he also made the babies yolk too which I think is weird but yeah he made everybody yolked his bro the babies were jacked the

Babies were so yolked it’s odd anyway Michaelangelo 100% would have had a septum ring uh and then yeah we went to the politics area like where the political government building is and then I found this Vault I don’t know why I’m talking about it like I found it

Like it was a secret or some [ __ ] I mean it’s like one of the rooms that you can go to and see I I found a a photo of a dog pooping which I thought was kind of funny this is literally a tapestry or not a tapestry but like it’s on the wall

Man is in the government building like how crazy is that what are Italians doing Italians are on some other [ __ ] and then this is a death mask it’s uh the guy who founded hell he wrote uh yeah Dante Dante’s Inferno you know like the video game yeah he he invented hell which is

Kind of when you think think about it but that’s his death mask which is again another very weird Italian thing or I guess like a very weird Roman thing that like they dude oh my God Italians are so religious bro like honestly they are so into religion is weird and I think

Because they’re Christian you don’t really think about it but also they’re not even like really into religion I feel like they’re just simply into like the Aesthetics of the religion like they’re like this look look at this building there is 11 Chapel in the building and I’m like why why are there

So many chapels and then they’re like yes this is a bone a bone of St John the Baptist is inside of the Dome and I’m like that’s weird people need to not do that why are you pointing to that in in a very proud way like and then my mom

Was talking about it and she reminded me like they have we have the same [ __ ] like in the in the Muslim world too where they’ll be like this is Prophet Muhammad’s like beard or some [ __ ] you know what I mean and like they I guess it’s not just like a Catholic thing it’s

Like a religious thing in general where they’re just like they love oh my God bro they love cutting up the Saints okay they love cutting up the Saints into bits and pieces grave robbing cutting up their own goddamn Saints into bits and pieces and then putting their pieces of

Bone inside of religious artifacts yeah straight up I mean it’s pretty metal when you think about it but there’s going to be relics in all cathedrals ofan yeah for me I was like that’s crazy that they just have like I’m looking at the vertebrae of some Saint like what

The don’t you guys find that odd like we went to the to the chapel that uh that Michelangelo finished I guess and then the other guy originally made it what was it uh there’s another there’s another famous architect at the medich family I wanted to make a chapel no not

The cinee chapel weirdos I’m I’m in fenza I’m in Florence okay okay everybody’s 16 Shel no no ah Bruno H Bruno is it brunoli yes thank you the saint of backbone for those who pray carrying heavy loads dude dude let me tell you something yeah Bruni Bruni the only

Man the only man who can complete this the dome there is no better architect um but yeah anyway they they it was weird it’s weird as we went into the we went into this like you know family church right and first of all they just kind of

Left like Michelangelo was like H I’m not going to finish this which is weird so there’s just like a church that’s unfinished in the middle of the city and it’s the oldest church it’s supposed to be the oldest church in the city and everywhere around the churches are like

Insane okay you go to Italy you look at the churches they like what the dog why did you guys spend so much money on this [ __ ] why would you do that what an insane thing okay and and then and then like the medich family was like this is

Our Family Church this is going to be very important okay this is very important we have to make sure we finish this church and then Michelangelo for one reason or another was like n dog it’s all good so like the outside of the church is just completely unfinished so

It literally looks like like a church from the 10th Century next to like all of these massive all these fat churches right but then you go inside of the church and you’re like oh my God why did they spend so much time on this why did

They spend so much money on this like dude it’s so crazy the amount of like they were just flexing bro the Michi were just flexing on the goddamn peasants they were like oh yes we have all of the loans it’s not a user only Jews do that we do something different

We buy the pope we buy the church it’s a very good it’s okay it’s a it’s a totally normal when we do it cuz because we’re good Catholic Christians and then and then like I still haven’t been able to figure out why the medich are different than like Jewish people and

The type of Usery that they engaged in but I guess it’s because they weren’t like going uh they weren’t like they were just simply loaning they were the bank without actually any Usery whatsoever okay and then so they were basically like we’re doing the same thing that normally Jewish people do but

We’re doing it in a non-jewish way so we’re good Jews on the other hand they cause the black plague like that sort of [ __ ] that’s what they were on basically okay it literally feels to me like it was just some anti-semitic [ __ ] where it just feels like they’re like oh yeah

We’re also the bank but also we’re not Jewish so you know that’s different it’s totally different type of banking um anyway but then they like they had so much money they had so much Goddamn money so what did they do they just like built these insane chapels okay and I was thinking

Like let me tell you something if I’m I don’t know what are the Italian professions at the time textile worker pirate gay right all the three main Italian jobs at the time in the medich era is homosexual guy who the people in the Vatican okay textile worker and then

Pirate so if I’m one of those three professions okay and I’m broke as I’m just broke all the goddamn time and then I see these mother building this Palo this crazy ass Chapel down the street and I’m like what is this like I I don’t have enough money for the pizza and

You’re building this [ __ ] ass thing I would burn it down I’d be like no this I don’t understand how for so long people just like kind of looked at these guys and they were like they were on some Prosperity Gospel [ __ ] I know that that’s like Protestant as hell but like

The Catholics were on that Prosperity Gospel [ __ ] too cuz like it it feels to me like they had I mean they just spent so much Goddamn money on like the craziest [ __ ] and it there’s so much poverty at the time too and it just doesn’t make any sense to me how nobody

Was like wait a minute like why why are these guys getting marbles from literally like like Rare Earth minerals to put in their Chapel when I don’t have enough money to eat what the’s going on I would be like that’s crazy let’s eat those guys instead how the did nobody go

Oh my God this God [ __ ] is crazy it seems like they actually in the exact opposite direction where they were like oh no a lot of this God stuff we’ve stayed away from godliness with all this vanity let’s burn the art instead which is a a totally different tangent that I

Won’t even get into CU it’s like that’s the one thing you’re not supposed to do it’s like you can have the art and the Indulgence and all this stuff but then also simultane ously you know distributed a little bit better um half of the medich got literally genocided

Inside of the church by the POI but yeah but those guys aren’t great either anyway th those are doing the same [ __ ] they were on that same [ __ ] um but yeah I mean after all look at this look I mean come on come on that’s literally in the government building that’s art baby

Can’t live with it can’t live without it type [ __ ] you know what I mean yeah the dog is Yol you’d be Yol too if you were trying to poop like that you should really check out the Palace of cassera if you end up going south the Bourbons

Nearly bankrupt the kingdom of Naples in the 17 hundreds of [ __ ] you to the king of France they built Versa but made it bigger Hanan that is a clue to the D Vinci Code all I’m saying is the American Protestant mind could not come up with a dog taking his [ __ ] okay the

American Protestant mind could not cultivate enough artistic Mass to be able to put such an up uplifting fresa inside of a government building this is uh when I went through Spain with my mother and uh we are at the SAG the Familia back then here it is okay look at

This the I just like big titty goth girlfriends that’s what I like okay well anyway so uh it’s about reaching up you know as high as possible what is that I’m just laughing cuz I said nothing never mind keep going sorry how’s the food oh my God the food oh God it’s so

Good first night we go to the this little ass aadia there’s so many of these places everywhere dude um the food is incredible I mean the bread for some reason is not salty at all they don’t put any salt in it for some weird reason I don’t know what the [ __ ] that’s about

But um how’s the mountain do there I don’t know cuz I’ve only been I’ve been drinking wine um I Italian food was mid no it’s not oh my God I had the best asabuka I’ve ever had in my life the bread is really really plain that’s a Florence specific thing there’s no salt

In the bread I don’t know what the [ __ ] that’s about in Florence is a tradition to eat saltless bread everywhere else they are normal huh that’s interesting I it is weird it is weird why the bread is saltless here but the sandwiches dude you go you go to any you go to any

Random ass restaurant basically carved out in a cave okay in Italy you go anywhere the the sandwiches the sandwiches you’re going to have are going to be some of the best sandwiches is the best sandwich wait until you have pasta in Italy yes the pasta is incredible but that’s like

Expected also I’ve had really incredible pasta in other places too well this is an old clip doing stealing intellectual property that’s how I see how it is shut the f up dude okay I don’t want to curse in front of my mom cuz I’m a good boy you have no

Problem cursing in a church yeah why the [ __ ] would I care about cursing sorry apologies mom you had tiasu in Florence yet I had one tonight it was weird it was like not real tiasu I don’t know what the [ __ ] that was about are you retiring the

Italophile oh oh my god oh so [ __ ] good yeah