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John Pinette | Italy is 45 Minutes Away (2004)
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John learns that Italy is only 45 minutes away from his current location in France and wonders why they aren’t going right now

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jesus wept, the real joke is being so clueless as to not know where you are.
40 mins I can go to seattle with that drive? I live 20 mins away
Surprised at his legit singing voice! Nice heldentenor
"WE DOWN THE STREET FROM THE MOTHERLAND" killed me
if you have to go a mile, a European will say "come on, let's take a walk" an American will say "first I'll go fill up the pickup"
THE KING
Am fat, please laugh.
Is this the guy from The Punisher?
My cabin in Colorado is 45 minutes from a paved road.
Johnny and Ralphy, two biiig lads gone before their time.
One thing Americans find hard to understand is that in Europe, if you get in a car and drive an hour you may well be in a different country with a different language and culture.
45 minutes is about what I drive to go to school and work from my house.
Man, I loved this guy's comedy. Loved him as Bumpo in the good Punisher movie. The world lost a good guy here.
americans after 6 hours: oh same part of country
europeans after 6 hours: oh new country new language new everything
Here in the U.S. I drive 45 minutes to work from my house
What song was he singing though
I drive 45 minutes for work every day lol
What was that song he sang?
I have to drive 45 minutes down a HIGHWAY, just to get to the nearest big city where my college is! Who ya kidding? 😅
Master of the art…
benefits of existing europe
As an Italian i have to say that Italian restaurants outside of italy most of the times are adapted to non italian tastes
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The problem is that you have to cross the alps, and sure, there are tunnels, but there's a bit of traffic there, so maybe it won't be 45 minutes.
They don't make jokes like this anymore.
Nice guy. May the almighty rest his soul.❤
Lol😂🎉😂
Rip a legend 🙏🏻🙏🏻
It’s always funny to see Europeans and Americans talk about distances. The conception of a “half hour drive” is SO different thanks to how crazy huge America is.
Meanwhile in Los Angeles: drives for 45 minutes to go three city blocks
John Pinette developed an addiction to prescription drugs, and suffered from several health problems, He had a personal physician caring for him, following his prolonged abuse of prescription drugs, A spokesperson confirmed that Pinette had liver and heart problems, He was 400 pounds but in the last few years, lost around 200 pounds The cause of death, a pulmonary embolism Pinette had to stop, a stand-up tour due to rehab for addiction in August 2013, Mr Schapiro Pinette’s personal manager for 24 years, said "John had become a sober person, The sadness of this entire event, is that for the first time in his life, he was healthy he was alive, He’d just turned 50 and John was on top of his game", this is a stark reminder that abuse, of prescription drugs can be as deadly, as illegal drugs If more people abusing prescription drugs, can be identified sooner, more lives can be saved.
What song is he singing?
45 mph
Jon was a legend
You guys know that he only needs to drive 45 minutes because he is already close to the border not because France is small. You can easily drive for hours in France and other parts of Europe without crossing a border.
It's crazy consider that most countries that we think of going to are smaller than the size of our average state🎉🎉🎉
Operatic fool that he is
Europe is tiny. It takes twice that to get from my house to the nearest city.
😂Love this man's voice!!!
The Motherland😂
Drive 45 minutes in UK and the local accent has changed twice. And bread rolls have a completely different name there
Takes 45 minutes to get from city to city in America😂
Shit, most people around here drive 45 minutes just to get to work lol
We went to France and it was so disappointing. Trash everywhere and everyone was rude. The coffee shops were amazing but the staff was rude always rude and dry.
45 minutes is peanuts for the average American driver
You couldn't run for 45 feet😂