Use this as a reminder to make those reservations for next week.
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Look at our young Sebastian here! ๐๐๐
I can confirm after dating for 10 years and being married for 8.5 years, we definitely flip the checks over, even though itโs mostly to figure out tip. We even high five when itโs not as much as we thought. After being married you definitely are like โwhatโs this? Why so much? How did that happen?โ
My favorite comedian of all! ๐
Now that heโs married ๐คฃ
LOL! ๐๐๐คฃ๐
Hi everyone!!
Tell her" YOU KNOW THIS WAS DUTCH CORRECT". LOL
It's so funny how newly dating couples act versus a long term relationship. The big change that occur when together for a long time.
Jeeb at taco bell
YOU CAN TELL his timing got ALOT better as he got more experience.
When do we get new material?
Take a good look at this place ๐คฃ
Do the quick peak lol
"Look at the art, we are never coming here again, lick the plate, take the wasabi home, put it in your purse, there not looking"
A $256 sushi bill and the doorbell ringing are the only things that will elicit a "what the f**k?" reaction out of me! In both cases, army crawling away will get you out of it. Sword optional!
When Sebastian used to dress like a car salesman.
What the HELL did you EAT?!? ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Thank God I'm single.
The idea of taking a woman circa 2022 out to dinner on a first date…how so 1994 cute, Sebastian.
Thanks for all fresh joke… we love it
๐ค Texas First Date….gone fishing ๐ฅฐ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅท
I love you
steal something lmao
My wife and I after 28 years of marriage. ๐๐คฃ
About 10 years ago, a buddy of mine set me up to take a woman he knew on a date,….it was for an upcoming day,….he only told me the good stuff about her at first. She was pretty, dressed nice, was a real hot number. Then after she agreed to go out with me,….he starts telling the things I needed to worry about. Like she was recently divorced,…..I mean, like just a week before,…..and that her Ex, was a hot headed fellow, with a criminal past,…..then he tells me the Ex, was known to carry a weapon on him, at all times and that he ran with a posse. I go on the date,…..and we're at a high end bistro,…..everyone in the joint knew her, all the waiters and especially the bar tender. She orders the most expensive drink,….then heads to the powder room, and the bar tender,..gives me a "look". He is surprised a ( poor schmuck) like me is with her. He confirms her Ex is a known hoodlum. He tells me she likes the best things money can buy. I tell him I'm just poor hourly worker,…a clerk in a store. He shakes his head,….and looks down, and slinks away. The lady was a real looker, dressed to 9's,….we agree that on our first date,…we'll just have appetizers and drinks. She orders Champagne and double order of escargot,….( snails in shells). Yep,…you guessed it,….the bill was around $250.00,….plus I had to leave a tip. Boy, was she out of my league! I was just glad I wasn't murdered, later that night.
Hahaha
There isn't a Genki near you?
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I buy my frist date a happy meal? ๐
The cost of dinner at some of these restaurants is ridiculous.
I own a restaurant, please donโt steal our stuff๐
First date is a home made meal in the park under a shade tree….250 bucks is going full simp mode
Nice lah video ni abg
Steal smthng/ take a dish๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
HE IS SPOT ON WITH EVERYTHING HERE!!!!๐๐ญ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Too funny! ๐๐คฃ
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"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU EAT???!!!!" ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
two hundred and fifty dollars. we just adopted a busboy. happy birthday.
What?? Sushi crazy??
Fresh Baked Comedy ๐ฅWarning Hot ๐ฅ
https://youtu.be/7W74xnaZPA8