When you go out to dinner are you picking it up or do you do a split job?
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You know the lady in the audience was laughing so loud because she was married to the guy with the mad skills that lunges for the bill but doesn't touch it.
This is exactly how it happens too 😂
Having a bad day? Watch his videos!!! "At least let me leave the tip!" OMG
Use to have a friend that ran a kid hockey team (27 kids) Lunches were at my aunts house in the 3 car garage Alot of macaroni salads Fries Coke hotdogs paper plates …into hello out….
a few times a year we would all go to a place My uncle owned $100 a head $10 kick back to me per head $6K to 9K easy My buddy i would tell him all the time go there and i got you covered The owner likes me we'll get free shit …I would get him 2lbs of wings and a beer lol
So true 🤣🤣😁he is so 😁 funny 😁
That one woman who almost asphyxiated . 😂 she killed me.
That background laugh
Only in america there is a tip.You have no idea how much its going to cost its stupid like everything in america
Love this dude. His facial expressions are hilarious. He's in my top three with Bill Burr and Chappelle
How true these scenes😂😂😂😂👏👏
Don't be too tight with your money folks,Pls be generous to SERVERS/Delivery drivers(Not to Panhandlers!).I also delivered pizza in Nashville.Dangerous job!Some drivers were robbed/mugged(Not me Thank God!).ie;I delivered to a drunk dude(apt).He asked how much,then he yelled(complained)and threw money at me.(Not enough).I just left the pizza.I was told NEVER argue with the customer.Got bit on the calf by a dog once while on a delivery.He squeezed out of the house through the cracked door,while the customer was trying to pay me.
The guy you gotta watch out for is the guy who gets the bill last and has more than enough to cover the bill and the tip and pockets half the tip money. I’ve known people like that.
So funny and true!!!
The Italian gestures that accentuate his entire skits are amazing.
When is that Netflix special coming??
Who cares if your with your loved ones and friends that's all that matters…. but his joke was still hilarious 😂
I guess I’m anti-social. I haven’t gone out to dinner with folks I didn’t know and we all knew ahead of time who’s paying for what 🤷 I can see how this can happen. Especially as a comedian, most figure if they’re invited out to dinner by them, he/she will be paying the bill minus a tip🙂 If I was invited, I feel I ought to at least pay the $20-50 dollar tip
This is why I’m always prepared to pay and why I don’t go out to dinner in huge groups
I just ask for what my and my girl ate so if I don't offer to pay for you don't assume I'm going to lol everyone who doesn't want to pay can get fucked
@1:09 "How about the bill take another lap! Do another lap!" This sh*t is too funny, especially with his gestures! LMFAO!
The best jokes are the ones about daily life.
Meanwhile people from the Middle East and Asia are fighting to the death over who gets the glory for paying for the table.
So funny, we just always split the bills, the drinkers get off easy 😅
Shake a pocket 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Count the people and divide.
Or don’t go out to eat. You take your life in the hands of the cook. Don’t do it.
I have a girlfriend who never brings her card out. We went out with a group and she was like “ can you cover me I’ll Venmo you later?” In my head I was like, (how about you Venmo me now and then I’ll buy your drinks??) Mind you, I wasn’t drinking that night so I was a little annoyed. So our other friend was like, “I’ll buy this round, you buy that next.” So when it was time for my friend to buy a round of drinks for everyone she said, “Ok can you buy this round for everyone?” I was like, “I said I’d cover you, not buy rounds of drinks for everyone.” She then said, “Well I told them I’d buy them shots.” To which I replied, “But you can’t by them shots and if you did tell them that, you should have talked to me first. I suggest you go back and tell them you can’t.” I didn’t feel bad either. I was soooo annoyed! I’m not your ATM or your boyfriend. Don’t come out drinking if you can’t cover yourself. She did feel embarrassed and apologized to me but still. Some people are just so unaware.
My faaaaaatha
I’d hate to be anyone near that lady whaling in the background. Must be painful to be right beside her.
You never want to be the last guy on the lap with the bill
Freaking hysterical. Been there done that. I used to do stand up. He's got a gift! I'm dealing with a cancer diagnosis & his videos keep me laughing. He's pure medicine. Thank you!!!
Growing up Chinese, the bill shenanigans are part of my culture. I love hearing a non-Chinese also sharing this!! I related so much and it’s so true!!
Two words: separate checks
Haha!! Soo true!!
Seriously I don’t do dinner with friends like that anymore. People breaking out calculators and shit is embarrassing
The one lady howling during the whole show just makes this even more hilarious. Love hearing people that happy and having such a great time. I like to think she had a hard month and this was a well-deserved, monumental stress reliever for her.
I cannot count the number of times I was put into a situation like he is describing with a bill for a dinner with friends. It is not a funny as his standup!!!
You lunge for the bill but you don’t touch it.
That has to be added to the 10 Commandments
My dad used to call that Short Arms and Long Pockets
That seagull sure was having a great time
Nice 1, Scott. I know the landing % wasn’t where you wanted it, but lots of nice action. Watching your top water is always fun. Looking forward to the next.