Taji and Coolr eat lunch together at least four times a week. But it’s always a challenge to find a place, due to Coolr’s very specific diet restrictions. Coolr is celiac, which means he has to have a dairy-free, gluten-free diet. He’s also allergic to shellfish. So naturally, Taji decided he’d be the perfect person to bring to one of Yelp’s worst-rated buffets, with hundreds of items on the menu.
Things could go either way on this one. Coolr could leave satisfied, with a full stomach… or in an ambulance.
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39 Comments
The track going out of tune at 4:00 is the god tier production we come for.
i feel like the owner just trying his best
The dude in the backwards hat is a tool. Drop the gangster attitude and grow up. You are not in middle school anymore
Don't add the growling sounds, that's disgusting.
I laughed so hard on this episode
Even the Ritz has occasional bad review. Vice has more negative reviews. Scummy media, barely concealing their religious allegiance.
This video should be straight and fair to the price and the food. But its super confusing, he didn't liked sushi , plates were dirty and still 4 stars. If its good just say it's good and criticize whats isn't good.
Love people who talk about how we know their impact in the game like they're Lol Wayne or something.. no one knows you bro, and you know that 😂
The "King" made a good point when he said "if there was a bad batch of chicken and 100-400 people eat there daily, why is there only 1 review about it". But sure the food at any buffet in 2022 is terrible. Honestly, I don't know how buffets still exist in 2022.
I wish he had his own channel
Sam Bankman Fried now doing food reviews?😮
IF I SEE TAHT YOUTUBE ITS CORN AD ONE MORE TIME IMMA KMS .
There is too much food on the buffet at once that probably sits there too long, if he would maybe get rid of some of the amount of food in the buffet then it may help his restaurant
What is a cooler the dong,never heard his rap he seems like hes his greatest fan. Hope he gets to where he can eat better food
I looked up their website and thought it must be a piss-take. But this YouTube video shows it actually exists.
Shoutout to cooler and da king
Sup tanji
SBF?
My bowels clenched and I had explosive diarrhea just looking at those pinkish meatballs……fucking gross
I can't help but feel that if you actively chose to get married inside a New Jersey buffet, you should lose your right to vote.
I love the pooting sounds
I don’t know, I’ve seen way worse
The trash tornado is too much
When everything’s fine and dandy, he’s super cool and happy to see them.
I am so glad teji moved out of the usa. he is a liberal pos coward. stinky indian fq.
$11.95 for a buffet lunch is insanely cheap, no wonder corners are cut. If they just sharpened up on the hygiene it would be hella worth it. The food itself looks pretty good.
Didnt you just get arrested in the Bahamas
Buffets are just gross in general… all these people sneezing in and touching your food.
Guy with hat is J-Roc from trailer park boys
12$ for a buffet
This guy kind of looks like bankman- freid lol
I'm not gonna lie, this looks like every single chinese buffet in rhode island…
Like the owner said, what do you expect for $12.00, find 3 to 4 items you love and it's worth it. I go to Taco Bell and spend more.
yo isnt this sam bankman fried?
Veggies at a buffet? Are you a moron?
The owner is absolutely right you get what you pay for
What you expect $11.95 All you can eat
I'm in love with cooler.
No buffet at noon is good. We all know this…
Celiac is gluten.