*Disclaimer* There are clips of me in my underwear
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*This might be taken down for copyright* Oh well
My rendition of a Tokyo Drift Freestyle.
I’m sitting in my home getting paid to teach
It’s slow going work just a lesson a week
Students in the meeting they don’t want to speak
Situation we’re in is quite unique
I live by myself so not much has changed
But I wash my clothes less half of them are stained
And hairs on my face are less maintained
Finding new ways to keep myself entertained
What to do in these times there is no guide
What to do most of the time I can’t decide
At the end of the day I’m just a lad inside
Laying on my carpet my Aladdin side
Stay 6 ft away that’s what they say
It’s posted everywhere and hear it every day
Inside our homes we’re told to stay
I believe in stats and science so I obey
Everything is canceled both business and pleasure
I’m just waiting around for the time whenever
All of this clears and we’re through this endeavor
Cause many people’s lives could be going better
I was at the grocery store and I saw this chick
Walked up to her acting all real slick
She saw me coming and backed up real quick
Through her mask she said back off you could be sick
Restaurants be doing free delivery
A great service to us miserably in captivity
Low is our productivity as we live digitally
Spinning in our chairs alone solo rotisserie
According to relativity time passes quickly with less activity
But time feels slow with less mobility as we try not to end up like Italy
I spend more time just looking in the mirror
Even though it’s quiet here there’s voices I hear
Some tell me to my work and persevere
Others tell me to goof around cause the end is near
The best subreddit is BikiniBottomTwitter
If you don’t think so do please reconsider
I scroll through that ish right before dinner
All the funny ones I send to my sister
I’m playing through a game where I’m a motha ****** knight
Killing things with my sword all through the night
Eatin’ snacks and getting no sleep a red-eye flight
Gaming, eating, working living my best COVID life
I prefer GMOs yeah they are pretty cool
Everythings modified, even organic food
They’re more natural than how a donkey and horse
Make a mule more natural than what is put in Juuls
I get my exercise throughout the week
Riding on some wheels running on my feet
Where I teach class and relax is the place I eat
Throw a pillow in could be the place I sleep
My landlord is jacking up my rent
3 years of my life here I have spent
Think I’d get a deal as a good tenant
Since I moved in rents gone up 10%
I’ve got books in my place that I will never read
I’ve got clothes in my closet that I don’t need
I get my news from social media feed
These are all habits I should probably concede
I’m good at many things but the best at none
Does that have value? It’s gotta have some
I’m well rounded, bright and have a father call me sun
I mostly live humble but sometimes I stunt
Where there’s crop I’m the cream picked first for the team
Looking for a man? I’m the dream
Need a plan? I got the scheme
I got baller moves and ninja kicks call me Kareem
I’m adding my version of these freestyles
Hopefully it creates a handful smiles
It helped me pass time and in the meanwhile
The only place you’ll see me out is in the grocery aisles